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Funny story: Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.

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Funny story: Justin Timerlake's sweet treat

Justin Timerlake's sweet treat

Ever wondered why Justin Timberlake has flocks of girls pining after him? Well the answer's simple: he's made of chocolate.

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Funny story: Yummy Daniel Radcliffe Splashes Out On Chocolate Factory

Yummy Daniel Radcliffe Splashes Out On Chocolate Factory

He is young, gorgeous and filthy rich. So what does Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe spend his well earned(?) cash on? A new pad? New clothes? Apparently not, his new splurge is a £27.2 million chocolate factory. We are sure that this will impress...

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Funny story: Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Pop divas Kate Nash and Leona Lewis are said to be on the brink of signing a multi million pound sponsorship deal to promote Terry's Chocolate Oranges to a worldwide audience.

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Funny story: Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.

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Funny story: Texan Riots cause more problems for Brown

Texan Riots cause more problems for Brown

More civil unrest in Brown's Britain - this time the stage was set outside the offices of Nestle UK, where hundreds of angry customers were demanding that the Texan bar is permanently reinstated.

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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness: Happy Chocolate Wednesday!

AskFrFred44giveness: Happy Chocolate Wednesday!

Dear Faithful readers, Here am I your very own Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin, back and better after a 6 month hiatus from a hiatal hernia and a bit of healing 4 anger resolution rehab (ANGRRR!)...

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Funny story: Cadbury's New Yummy Range Means You're Fired

Cadbury's New Yummy Range Means You're Fired

LONDON: Today, lean, mean chocolate giant Cadbury launched a super new range of cheap chocolate bars, and to make them even sweeter, they're going to make huge savings on UK jobs everywhere outside London.

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Funny story: FDA Says Chocolate is a Vitamin

FDA Says Chocolate is a Vitamin

(Washington) - The FDA today announced that it has reclassified chocolate as a vitamin.

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Funny story: Bounty Bars - Cause of Gun Crime Problem

Bounty Bars - Cause of Gun Crime Problem

(Defecated News) - Broken families, lack of a male role model, social deprivation and drugs. For years, criminal sociologists have been trying to find out why some young black men turn to crime. Now, the answer appears to have been found - chocolate.

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Funny story: THINGS - Top Ten For August

THINGS - Top Ten For August

1.Terry's Chocolate Nappies: A combination of the two ranges.

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Funny story: Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

Bourn-ill - Cadbury's Ethical Salmonella Chocolate Bar

BIRMINGHAM - Whilst the country stuff themselves full to bursting point with dodgy high priced Weight Watcher and Slim-Fast products, the Birmingham manufacturer of top quality chocolate has revealed in a press conference that they deliberately made...

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Funny story: Chocolate lowers your blood pressure!

Chocolate lowers your blood pressure!

According to research conducted by chocolate experts, a mouthful of dark chocolate ever day lowers blood pressure!...

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Funny story: Food Police Arrest Two Teenagers for Contraband

Food Police Arrest Two Teenagers for Contraband

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Houston - Food police from President Bush's new Department of Homeland Weight Control arrested two teenagers who were in possession of two cases of Hershey bars, a case of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and 21 ounces of Sn...

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Funny story: A Dead Calf a Day Helps You Work Rest and Play

A Dead Calf a Day Helps You Work Rest and Play

Masterfoods today confirmed that it will adding mashed up dead baby calf in all of its most popular chocolate bars including Mars, Twix and Milky Way.

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Funny story: Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

Mr. T Does Snickers Commercial

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in th...

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Funny story: Cadbury's lose out

Cadbury's lose out

Today Greenpeace hippies sued Cadbury's chocolate, exposing the chopping down of cream egg trees in Russia and then smuggling the eggs to the UK in sheep transporting lorries carrying a rare breed of lilac Russian sheep, whose wool is used for th...

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