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Funny story: Pet mis-diagnosed as suffering from special needs

Pet mis-diagnosed as suffering from special needs

A family pet has become the first animal to be officially diagnosed as special needs after it became trapped in the same place for the eighth time this year. The cat, Daley, named after former Olympic Decathlon Champion Daley Thompson, once again...

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Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...

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Funny story: Archery Class Attendance Increases, Along with Accidental Death Rate

Archery Class Attendance Increases, Along with Accidental Death Rate

Due to the increase of popular movies that feature protagonists who 'shoot arrows at things' (Hawkeye from Marvel's 'The Avengers', Katniss from 'The Hunger Games'), children now, more than ever, want to be archers. However, there has been (as is wit...

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Funny story: Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

ISSAQUAH, WA-Cougars, long since held as nature's third coolest cat (behind lions and tigers, respectively), have recently come into a bit of an identity crisis. This is due in large part to the recent branding of 40-somethings who romantically t...

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Funny story: Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

What if the law of the jungle were also the law of kindness, compassion, and love? Well, if East Village kitty Sammy Mesda has anything to do with it, one day it very well could be. Sammy, whose blackness, litheness, and sleekness can only call...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Funny story: Maine Coons: lactose intolerance or congential promiscuity?

Maine Coons: lactose intolerance or congential promiscuity?

London - A TV vet has advised owners of the giant American kitties that giving them cows' milk 'makes them loose'. Viewers were left reeling with confusion as footage was played of a pedigree tortoiseshell female Maine Coon schmoozing a scrawny i...

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Funny story: Norwegian Forest Cat slurs explained

Norwegian Forest Cat slurs explained

Oslo - The Norwegian Forest Cat Fanciers Association today backed down over some defamatory remarks published online about the breed's proclivities. An article in Pussy News Oslo-Style apparently repeated that ages old chestnut about the mogs havi...

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Funny story: Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Liverpool manager Kenny MacGlish today told reporters that the Anfield Cat was not for sale despite big bids from Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea. The cat made a cameo appearance at Anfield last night in the televised match betwe...

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Funny story: Cats Inherit the Earth

Cats Inherit the Earth

In a dramatic last minute initiative to save the Climate Change Talks from disaster in South Africa China has proposed a solution that is gaining huge support in Durban. They propose that when the Catastrophe envisaged by rising waters and unbearable...

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Funny story: Evil Cat Killer Robert Payne To Play With The Tigers In Marwell Zoo

Evil Cat Killer Robert Payne To Play With The Tigers In Marwell Zoo

Bradford councillor, Robert Payne, 36, who brutally killed four cats in his rented home by repeatedly smashing them against the walls, ought to be sentenced by the courts to play with the Siberian tigers in Marwell Zoo, according to local man, Martin...

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Funny story: Downing Street cat caught up in second home scandal

Downing Street cat caught up in second home scandal

David Cameron's cat has been implicated in a second homes scandal. Claims have been made that he has been seen sleeping in the window of number 11 whilst allegedly claiming to live at number 10 Downing Street. A witness at number 11, who wishes to re...

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Funny story: Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case

Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case

Authorities in Stornoway are seeking a legal expert named Solomon. They need the legal wizard to decide an argument between two women about who owns a cat. The case has dragged on for months as Della Macdonald and Nicola Dempster both claim own...

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Funny story: Catteries to open at all UK immigration centres

Catteries to open at all UK immigration centres

The Home Secretary has today announced a new initiative in partnership with Cat Protection, the UK domestic feline charity. From next year, all immigration centres will have their own catteries to help immigrants with no other excuse for staying i...

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Funny story: Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

Frank and Louie, the 12 year old Janus cat with two faces has finally been put to sleep. The cat, who literally did have two faces, was destroyed by a vet in Massachusetts after his Worcester owner tired of his back stabbing. The feline, who li...

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Funny story: Theresa May Dumped In Wheelie Bin

Theresa May Dumped In Wheelie Bin

Theresa May has been found trapped inside a wheelie bin in Westminster, just 24 hours after her Tory Party Conference speech. The meanie Tory says she was dumped in the bin by a six foot Cat. But Cat lovers have said they don't believe this. Th...

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