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Funny story: USA a smugglers paradise; drugs in the South and cheese in the North!

USA a smugglers paradise; drugs in the South and cheese in the North!

The US border guards have got quite a problem on their hands because they just cannot stop smugglers invading the country from all sides! Mexican smugglers in the south enjoy a free for all whilst dodging dodgy border guards who seem to arrest Mex...

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Funny story: Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...

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Funny story: Olympic Shock: Canada to win 30 Gold Medals with Fast White Suits

Olympic Shock: Canada to win 30 Gold Medals with Fast White Suits

Toronto (SAPP) - The Canadian Olympic Team has entered a new era of competitiveness in the world of sports. Constantly trying to play catch-up to their rivals to the south, Canadian Track and Field is always yearning for that edge to beat the America...

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Funny story: Right-wingers threaten to move to country with universal health care, gay marriage

Right-wingers threaten to move to country with universal health care, gay marriage

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Conservatives across the country, angry over the Supreme Court's upholding of Obamacare, have declared their intentions to move to Canada. Sources say the country has provided free health care for its citizens for decades. "This...

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Funny story: Back to the Drawing Board for Canadian Car Manufacturers Cardboard Car

Back to the Drawing Board for Canadian Car Manufacturers Cardboard Car

Canadian car manufacturer Dorf was left scratching its head yesterday as developers watched in horror as the $1billion Dorf Sumuru cardboard prototype auto, which had taken 30 years to develop, burst into flames after it took on fuel. The vehicle...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...

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Funny story: The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Now Simply Passing Through The United States And Crossing Into Canada

The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Now Simply Passing Through The United States And Crossing Into Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Illegal Alien Control has just made a very interesting discovery. Assistant Director Ferguson F. Cheermeister informed the U.S. news media that recent studies have concluded that roughly 87 percen...

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Funny story: Re-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller

Re-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller

What started out as a harmless, beer driven drunken dare, US President, Barack Obama, ended up losing, not only the US's half of the Great Lakes along with Lake Michigan, but, also, half of all the US states that border the country of Canada. This h...

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Funny story: The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga. A police Sergeant appears with a Constable. Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.' The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones. Sergeant: 'See...

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Funny story: Canadians plan on changing their accent

Canadians plan on changing their accent

Canadians are planning on changing their accent to make it more distinct from the American accent. "Y'all think we're from the You Essay," said Saskatchewan Spokesman, Brad Hanson. "So were gonna go change our accent and get our own identity, ya k...

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Funny story: Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

HARFOLD, Vt. - Although Iceland experienced two years ago the worst economic crash of any country in peacetime, Harfold residents are left asking the same questions: "Where is Iceland" and "Why is it so damn cold there?" A recent study conducted b...

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Funny story: Canadian Woman Arrested For Stalking Alec Baldwin

Canadian Woman Arrested For Stalking Alec Baldwin

NEW YORK CITY - A Canadian woman identified as Genevieve Sabourin has been arrested for allegedly stalking 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin. According to Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, the 40-year-old woman from Montreal was arr...

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Funny story: Oh! Canada & Miss Universe

Oh! Canada & Miss Universe

VANCOUVER, BC --- Jenna Talackova, a transgender woman, is vying to represent Canada in the Ms. Universe Contest. She was temporarily disqualified by Donald Trump whose company owns the Ms. Universe Pageant because she was not a 'natural born female.

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Funny story: Canada's massive 1989 electromagnetic pulse attack 'was attempt to self-nuke'

Canada's massive 1989 electromagnetic pulse attack 'was attempt to self-nuke'

Quebec - It's looking increasingly like Canada let off a nuclear bomb in space in 1989 according to some scary files released today. Quite who or what they wanted to nuke remains unclear because NATO, the Pentagon, the CIA and every major security...

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Funny story: Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...

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Funny story: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Ambushed

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Ambushed

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford called 911, military and police after a crew from CBC's satirical show This Hour Has 22 Minutes showed up unexpectedly outside his house to interview him this morning. "I came out of my house and I was totally mobbed and amb...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate! After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...

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