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Funny story: Skull 'n' Bones Osteoporosis Division shields Camilla from Diana inquest probe

Skull 'n' Bones Osteoporosis Division shields Camilla from Diana inquest probe

Clarence House, London - (Conspiracy Courier): Hellfire Club grandees in London believe their counterparts at the Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones have shielded Camilla from investigation int...

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Funny story: Furious Camilla flies to Mediterranean holiday with Mohammed Fayed

Furious Camilla flies to Mediterranean holiday with Mohammed Fayed

Birkhall House, Wee Bonnny Scotland - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Camilla has defied convention after being booted off Friday's Guards Chapel Diana Memorial Cringefest by flying off on a sun, sea and sex vacation in the Mediterranean with Mohammed Fay...

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Funny story: Camilla Backs Out of Fortnum & Mason Engagement

Camilla Backs Out of Fortnum & Mason Engagement

Fearing for her own safety, Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent has canceled a much anticipated visit to the posh Piccadilly grocer, Fortnum & Mason.

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Funny story: "I won't go to Diana Charade" claims Camilla

"I won't go to Diana Charade" claims Camilla

"With blood on her hands the mad eyed bitch moved towards her prey" sang Barry Manilow in his 1982 hit, 'She left me for a Sailor Boy'. How prophetic his words seem this morning. In a display of Royal rage not witnessed since Prin...

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Funny story: Camilla dumped from Diana cringefest

Camilla dumped from Diana cringefest

Guards Chapel, Wellington Barracks - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Camilla has been dumped from this Friday's Princess Diana cringefest after diplomatic protection cops said they could not guarantee that hordes of psychotic Diana fans would not claw her...

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Funny story: Duchess' Fury as her Green Plan Chucked

Duchess' Fury as her Green Plan Chucked

The Duchess of Cornwall is said to be devastated over the failure of her notion for saving time and energy.

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Funny story: How Now Brown Cow?

How Now Brown Cow?

Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...

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Funny story: "Let them drink champagne!" Camilla tells local flood victims

"Let them drink champagne!" Camilla tells local flood victims

Gloucestershire - (Diabolical Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented chaos in flood-stricken Gloucestershire, a mass evacuation of 500,000 residents is under way after rapidly diminishing drinking water supplies became contaminated with sewage seeping f...

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Funny story: Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

London - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by the Meteorological Office's grim predictions that Friday 20 July "will be the wettest and worst Summer's day since records began" the World Wiccan Council astrology division has issued its o...

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Funny story: Britain puking at the idea of 'Queen Camilla'

Britain puking at the idea of 'Queen Camilla'

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Duchess of Cornwall has received a much-predicted 60th birthday present from the country today with over 95% of people in favour of her being forcibly re-patriated to Vladivostok, the Russian home-town that spawned...

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Funny story: Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.

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Funny story: Camilla: "I miss my snatch"

Camilla: "I miss my snatch"

BellyBollox Castle - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Camilla has spoken for the first time since her surgery last month to remove a sack of Duchy Originals King Edwards potatoes from her cavernous hellhole as well as the offending article itself following a s...

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Funny story: Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Not content with having banned traditional bonfire night fireworks celebrations on North London's Primrose Hill five years ago on the spurious grounds of susceptibility to terrorism attacks, the Royal Parks Agency...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...

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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinatown - (Rioters): This weekend's celebrations of the Chinese lunar new year will see the crowning of awesome success for those born under the Pig sign as a sixty-year cycle ushers in the year of the Golden Pig.

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Funny story: Camilla, Duchess Of Cornflakes Haemorrhoid Hospitalisation Horror

Camilla, Duchess Of Cornflakes Haemorrhoid Hospitalisation Horror

The wife of Prince Charles, Jamelia Barker-Powles, is to go into hospital to have treatment on her haemorrhoids, Palace sources have said.

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Funny story: Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Stuart Copeland, drummer with 80's band 'The Police', has sensationally pulled out of the comeback gigs announced recently.

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