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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

Honey Boo Boo Visits A Petting Zoo

TARZANA - Alana Thompson better known as Honey Boo Boo star of the reality TV show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo paid a visit to the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana, California. Alana was accompanied by her mother "Mama"...

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Funny story: California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

BEVERLY HILLS - A Southern California group known as FOP for Friends of Pot has contacted Colorado state authorities about the possibility of making a rather large purchase of Colorado marijuana. Hayden "Scooter" Tallyhouse, 21, representing FOP s...

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Funny story: Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

NEW YORK CITY - Adele was in The Big Apple taking in the sites before flying back across the pond to her home in England. She stated that she was amazed at the amounts of squirrels running around Central Park. The London resident confessed tha...

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Funny story: California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

BEVERLY HILLS - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California, Arnold "The Player" Schwarzenegger, has just said that he is in the market for a brand new maid. The 65-year-old actor told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that th...

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Funny story: Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Los Angeles, CA. Shortly after Endeavor turned onto La Cienega Blvd heading towards Westchester, several MS-13 gang members surrounded the security entourage and pulled automatic weapons demanding the hydraulic systems be cannibalized for their rides...

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Funny story: The Case of The California Girl Scouts

The Case of The California Girl Scouts

BEVERLY HILLS - The National Chapter of Girl Scouts has just announced that the state of California has just issued a new merit badge that is unique to the Left Coast state. Arletta L. Miffinbuckley, 61, spokesperson for the California Chapter of...

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Funny story: Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Los Angeles - Dwindling bud supplies have virtually dried up in parts of California prompting calls for the creation of a state-wide Strategic Cannabis Reserve modeled on Big Oil's Gulf of Mexico emergency storage facilities. The proposal has the...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

NEW ORLEANS - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to the Big Easy on a promotional book tour for his latest book titled Total Recall - My Story of Loving, Lusting, and Lap Mingling. He was interviewed by several reporters with the entertainment in...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood and The Empty Chair To Go On Tour

Clint Eastwood and The Empty Chair To Go On Tour

CARMEL, California - A representative with Falling Stars Production Company has stated that after watching Clint Eastwood's empty chair skit at The Republican National Convention the 82-year-old legendary icon has been signed to a contract. Myrtie...

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Funny story: Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Vandenberg AFB / 30th Space Wing (AP) - Like a facial on a Friday night, NASA's latest mission will hit you right between the eyes as they search for information to help the Western Snowy Plover reproduce. The Snowy Plover Ecological Reconnaissance M...

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Funny story: What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...

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Funny story: David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...

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Funny story: California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department. According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...

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Funny story: California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

Sacramento (SAPP) - When Democrat Jerry Brown took office in 2011 following the end of Arnold Schwarzenegger's term as governor, the warning bells were beginning to sound. "I thought that Brown was going to be a terror on fiscal issues, and I was rig...

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Funny story: Police Chief Assigns 10 Officers to find his Wife's Orgasm

Police Chief Assigns 10 Officers to find his Wife's Orgasm

Exactly when Sacramento, California police chief's wife, Sally Ice, lost her orgasm is unknown. It seemingly disappeared somewhere between St. Valentine's Day and this morning when she first noticed it was gone. Fortunately for Mrs. Ice, her hu...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Girlfriend Selena Gomez Announce Plans To Build A 40 Ride Amusement Theme Park

Justin Bieber and Girlfriend Selena Gomez Announce Plans To Build A 40 Ride Amusement Theme Park

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez recently spoke with Fuchsia Garfunkel a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. The very happy couple announced plans for a brand new amusement theme park that they have been talking about since la...

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