Washington (June 30) --- As the United States Supreme Court finishes up its current term, word is already circulating that the Bush administration may not pick up its option for the 2004-2005 season. Movers and shakers in both government and the med...
Unconfirmed Sources report Republicans across the nation love Michael Moore's satirical treatment of the Bush administration. Republicans are flocking to theaters to see the new comedy Fahrenheit 9/11 and are telling their friends about it. Exit...
The Bush administration held its Best Lies Awards Banquet, the Bamboozles, at the White House last night to celebrate nearly a full term's worth of what it has called the "best damn lies this country has ever seen."...
Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is ready to sell off the FEC to Diebold, maker of touch screen voting machines. Diebold will pay an undisclosed amount for the government commission and assume all of its functions and responsibiliti...
The Bush administration has ended fluoride's monopoly on city drinking water and is ready to allow every major US city to add one medication from an HMO-approved list to its water supply effective immediately.
WASHINGTON. Rumors are circulating that President George W. Bush is dangerously confused about what he sees on TV. The Bush administration announced that it has not come up with a way to counter the latest move by the terrorists: giving head to all...
In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...
Washington, DC June 16, 2004. George Bush said he is tired of constantly growing public criticism. He directed his staff to find a solution. The Bush administration promptly huddled to identify a way to reverse their daily drop in the pol...
WASHINGTON. The Bush administration has a long wish list for the NATO summit to be held at the Emerald City in Istanbul, Turkey later this month. Persuading NATO allies to shoulder more of the military burden in Iraq and Afghanistan will follow close...
In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...
A recent Gallup poll in the United States shows that 78% of registered voters are so dismayed with the foreign and domestic policies taken by the Bush administration, they would rather return to English colonial rule. Even more surprising were the...
Washington - George Tenet left the D.C.
BAGDHAD, Iraq -- The tribal leader Ghazi al-Yawar has become the president of Iraq's interim government after a leading candidate favored by the Bush administration refused the position because he said he was "scared sh**less."...
WASHINGTON AP Senior Bush administration officials have been pressing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign because of his role in t...
Unconfirmed Sources report that plans are afoot to sell off the FCC to private interests. To head off increasing budget pressures the Bush Administration is considering selling off several government agencies. Rumor has it that the FCC is to be first...
The Bush Administration announced on Sunday that they plan to sell Iraqi antiquities to help defray the cost of the war. Department of Defense spokesman Hiram Needel made the announcement at the regular Sunday midday press conference.
AP -- Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise statement, the Bush administration announced today that the United Coalition Forces - comprising the nations of Great Britain, The United States and Micronesia - had won a stunning final victory in the war in I...
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