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Funny story: SUPREME COURT MAY NOT BE RENEWED FOR 2004-2005 SEASON

SUPREME COURT MAY NOT BE RENEWED FOR 2004-2005 SEASON

Washington (June 30) --- As the United States Supreme Court finishes up its current term, word is already circulating that the Bush administration may not pick up its option for the 2004-2005 season. Movers and shakers in both government and the med...

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Funny story: Republicans Love Michael Moore's Satirical Comedy Fahrenheit 9/11!

Republicans Love Michael Moore's Satirical Comedy Fahrenheit 9/11!

Unconfirmed Sources report Republicans across the nation love Michael Moore's satirical treatment of the Bush administration. Republicans are flocking to theaters to see the new comedy Fahrenheit 9/11 and are telling their friends about it. Exit...

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Funny story: White House Holds Awards Ceremony for Best Lies

White House Holds Awards Ceremony for Best Lies

The Bush administration held its Best Lies Awards Banquet, the Bamboozles, at the White House last night to celebrate nearly a full term's worth of what it has called the "best damn lies this country has ever seen."...

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Funny story: Diebold To Buy Federal Election Commission!

Diebold To Buy Federal Election Commission!

Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is ready to sell off the FEC to Diebold, maker of touch screen voting machines. Diebold will pay an undisclosed amount for the government commission and assume all of its functions and responsibiliti...

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Funny story: Fluoride Out; Cities Can Choose What To Add to Drinking Water

Fluoride Out; Cities Can Choose What To Add to Drinking Water

The Bush administration has ended fluoride's monopoly on city drinking water and is ready to allow every major US city to add one medication from an HMO-approved list to its water supply effective immediately.

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Funny story: President Bush Confused About Head

President Bush Confused About Head

WASHINGTON. Rumors are circulating that President George W. Bush is dangerously confused about what he sees on TV. The Bush administration announced that it has not come up with a way to counter the latest move by the terrorists: giving head to all...

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Funny story: Bush Shocks the World: Ties His Own Bow-Tie

Bush Shocks the World: Ties His Own Bow-Tie

In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Needs Cheerleaders

Bush Administration Needs Cheerleaders

Washington, DC June 16, 2004. George Bush said he is tired of constantly growing public criticism. He directed his staff to find a solution. The Bush administration promptly huddled to identify a way to reverse their daily drop in the pol...

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Funny story: Cheney and Bush to Make Urgent Appeal to NATO

Cheney and Bush to Make Urgent Appeal to NATO

WASHINGTON. The Bush administration has a long wish list for the NATO summit to be held at the Emerald City in Istanbul, Turkey later this month. Persuading NATO allies to shoulder more of the military burden in Iraq and Afghanistan will follow close...

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Funny story: Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...

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Funny story: Yanks Seek Return to Crown Rule!

Yanks Seek Return to Crown Rule!

A recent Gallup poll in the United States shows that 78% of registered voters are so dismayed with the foreign and domestic policies taken by the Bush administration, they would rather return to English colonial rule. Even more surprising were the...

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Funny story: Tenet Bests Devil, is Allowed to Resign from Bush Administration.

Tenet Bests Devil, is Allowed to Resign from Bush Administration.

Washington - George Tenet left the D.C.

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Funny story: New Iraqi President looks, talks tough

New Iraqi President looks, talks tough

BAGDHAD, Iraq -- The tribal leader Ghazi al-Yawar has become the president of Iraq's interim government after a leading candidate favored by the Bush administration refused the position because he said he was "scared sh**less."...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Pressed for Details

Donald Rumsfeld Pressed for Details

WASHINGTON AP Senior Bush administration officials have been pressing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign because of his role in t...

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Funny story: FCC To Be Privatized!

FCC To Be Privatized!

Unconfirmed Sources report that plans are afoot to sell off the FCC to private interests. To head off increasing budget pressures the Bush Administration is considering selling off several government agencies. Rumor has it that the FCC is to be first...

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Funny story: US To Sell Iraq Antiquities

US To Sell Iraq Antiquities

The Bush Administration announced on Sunday that they plan to sell Iraqi antiquities to help defray the cost of the war. Department of Defense spokesman Hiram Needel made the announcement at the regular Sunday midday press conference.

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Funny story: War Over, We Won!

War Over, We Won!

AP -- Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise statement, the Bush administration announced today that the United Coalition Forces - comprising the nations of Great Britain, The United States and Micronesia - had won a stunning final victory in the war in I...

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