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Funny story: Interpol Seeking "Tits for Tarts" CEO

Interpol Seeking "Tits for Tarts" CEO

Interpol has issued an arrest warrant for Jacques Teton, CEO of "Tits for Tarts" on charges of perpetuating a fraud. The basis for the arrest warrant was the French government's recall of all the defective breast implants that were manufactured by T...

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Funny story: Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants. Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fe...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - in a clear sign that all of the GOP political debates are starting to take a toll on Mitt Romney now comes word that he has bet Rick Perry $10,000 that Miley Cyrus got a boob job. Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo has r...

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Funny story: Excitement mounts as The Hadron Collider shows a flash of nipple

Excitement mounts as The Hadron Collider shows a flash of nipple

The most coveted prize in particle physics - the Higgs bosom - may have been glimpsed, say researchers reporting at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva today. The Higgs Bosom is purported to be the means by which everything in the Universe o...

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Funny story: Babe with world's hugest boobs claims they saved her life otherwise she would have fell flat on her face!

Babe with world's hugest boobs claims they saved her life otherwise she would have fell flat on her face!

Sheyla H. The babe with the gigantic, silicone boobs has claimed that having them saved her life. Sheyla has been entered into the book of world records with her bombastic boobs being the largest ever; the silicone industry is highly grateful. But...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Sarah Pac paid for breast

Sarah Palin Denies Sarah Pac paid for breast

Washington--Sarah Palin denied rumors that she used Sarah PAC to pay for her new breast, the new breast she hoped to help her sagging poll numbers. "I didn't use any political contributions to pay for my new breast, if I did indeed get new breast...

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Funny story: Nell Gwyn's tits in first public airing for 350 years

Nell Gwyn's tits in first public airing for 350 years

London - The old adage about a nude portrait's nipples 'following you around the room' was sorely tested today with the unveiling of a 17th century painting of Charles II's favorite trollop. Nell Gwyn's stonking 32FF knockers had lain dormant for...

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Funny story: Spike In Breast De-Augmentations Frustrate TSA Body Searchers At Airports

Spike In Breast De-Augmentations Frustrate TSA Body Searchers At Airports

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Women tired of panting TSA agents groping their private parts have taken to having their boobs de-augmented in an effort to regain control of their bodies. In the past decade it has been estimated that more than 20 million w...

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Funny story: Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...

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Funny story: Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

London - A hideously expensive plunging black top showcased Nicola Blackwood's rounded, bronzed pair, ever-so-slightly concealed by tousled peroxide locks. "Is she shagging him or Osborne?" was Members' most FAQ today after the surprise bosomy per...

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Funny story: Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami. She was photo-s...

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Funny story: US women go topless on "Women's Topless Day" using plastic nipples!

US women go topless on "Women's Topless Day" using plastic nipples!

Women's Topless Day in America has caused quite a "hoot" because it is forbidden for women to show their nipples off in public in the natural form. Many bare chested women are demanding equal rights and want to do what many males do on hot summ...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice. Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, espec...

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Funny story: An Unemployed Poet In Manchester Claims To Have Seen An Image of One of Pippa Middleton's Breasts In His Crumpet

An Unemployed Poet In Manchester Claims To Have Seen An Image of One of Pippa Middleton's Breasts In His Crumpet

MANCHESTER - An unemployed poet named Chippington Vexhill, 66, informed his grandmother Dulcinea Vexhill, 102, that as he was reading his copy of The Manchester Morning Manc he suddenly looked down at his plate and got a bit of a fright. Vexhill said that he had to do a double take, ala Benny Hill, as right there in the middle of his blueberry crumpet he clearly saw an image of one of Pippa Mid...

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Funny story: Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...

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Funny story: Women's 'real' breasts exploding - scientists have discovered why

Women's 'real' breasts exploding - scientists have discovered why

During the past three weeks, twenty-seven women in Southern Ontario were rushed to hospital because their breasts exploded without warning. Scientists, mystified by this, interviewed all twenty-seven women and Dr. Ivan R. Don, who 'headed' the enq...

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