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Funny story: Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...

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Funny story: Disney kicks Muchi Hai out of park

Disney kicks Muchi Hai out of park

(Tokyo) The first commercial recipient of an implanted cellular telephone, Muchi Hai, was visiting the local Disneyland when staff asked her to leave the park for...

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Funny story: Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc., Foxborough, Massachusetts, recently announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office recently issued a patent entitled "Microstructured Arrays for Cortex Interaction and Related Methods of Manufactu...

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Funny story: Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Cyberkinetics Inc. of Foxboro, MA, has received Food and Drug Administration approval to expand its use of brain implants to include elective surgery. "Disabled people will no longer be the only ones that can benefit from being able to control t...

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Funny story: Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

EMERALD CITY, OZ (AP Newsliar) -- Scarecrow has misplaced his brain again, the third time he's done so since making his epic journey to see the Wizard of Oz. Scarecrow's "brain", actually a diploma declaring him a "Doctor of Thinkology", was besto...

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Funny story: Brain Usage down to 5%

Brain Usage down to 5%

Researchers at Cerebra University in Enid, Oklahoma have discovered that the average person now uses a mere 5% of his or her brain. This is down from the standard 10%, which was the average as recently as 4 years ago.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton - Proof that Money does not Equal Brains

Paris Hilton - Proof that Money does not Equal Brains

An anonymous source has leaked confidential medical records belonging to Paris Hilton to Entertainless News. According to the records, which include an MRI scan of Hilton's cranium, the heiress' skull contains mostly air.

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Funny story: Man With Fake Medical Degree Performs First Succesful Brain Transplant

Man With Fake Medical Degree Performs First Succesful Brain Transplant

Wineberg Ohio - Stanley Fistula, who bought a fake Medical Degree from a fake University in a fake city that was in a fake state, that was in a fake country, that was on a fake planet, that was in a fake universe, that was in a fake dimension, perfor...

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Funny story: The World's Dumbest Dog

The World's Dumbest Dog

My son owns the world's dumbest dog. I know that some humans are born mentally retarded, and I believe that this animal suffers the same condition. No original thought has ever entered his head. I would describe him as being brain dead, if it were determined that he ever had a brain in the first place.

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Funny story: UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

A shipment of "noncontact" sensors designed by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was stolen last week from a United Parcel Service delivery vehicle, NASA reports today in a press release.

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Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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Funny story: Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Reed Reed (real name), author of the blockbuster booklet, "Learn Nuclear Physics During Springer" has once again blown the lid off the New Jersey Times Bestseller list with his hot new booklet (illegal in 17 states) "Teach...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

In an amazing feat of recursive neurophysiology, scientists have found the specific area of the brain used by humans to determine what specific areas of the brain are used for.

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Funny story: Man with two brains likes mushy peas

Man with two brains likes mushy peas

Following on from last weeks miracle brain surgery in which Martin Peters, 43 from Florida, successfully awoke from surgery which gifted him the use of two brains, he has since been offering us insights into his new life.

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Funny story: Large Numbers of Brain-Dead Voters Found on Voting Logs in 'Red States'

Large Numbers of Brain-Dead Voters Found on Voting Logs in 'Red States'

New allegations of voter fraud have surfaced in so-called ‘Red States", which voted heavily for George Bush in the 2004 election. Dubbed the "Schiavo Factor' by the media, the mystery revolves around investigations into how thousands of clinically...

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Funny story: Expressions from the Mundane

Expressions from the Mundane

Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.

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Funny story: Are cakes the culprit that cause the look of corpulence?

Are cakes the culprit that cause the look of corpulence?

Goodness Fact Sheet provides that caffeine is a stimulant that works directly on the brain. It can be transmitted through breast milk and pregnant women are advised to restrict their caffeine intake. It has analgesic properties but also has side effects such as anxiety, nervousness …palpitations. It also increases the heart rate and can provoke emotional reactions. It stimulates the gastric juic...

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