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Funny story: Ricky Gervais KO'd In Two

Ricky Gervais KO'd In Two

Tubby funnyman Ricky Gervais was last night knocked flat on his fat arse by Filipino boxer Manny 'Yellow' Pacman in front of 1,000,000 disappointed Reading fans. Gervais, 10 time BAFTA winner and 20 time Golden Globe winner was simply outclassed b...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse recovering from collapse following Manny Pacquiao fight

Amy Winehouse recovering from collapse following Manny Pacquiao fight

Amy Winehouse is making a good recovery following her collapse in St Lucia, having been the recipient of a devastating Manny Pacquiao punch. The singer who made it through to the third round against the Filipino boxer had landed some good punches,...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton announces retirement to move into politics

Ricky Hatton announces retirement to move into politics

Ricky Hatton has announced his retirement from the world of boxing following his Las Vegas defect by Manny Pacquiao. In a full and frank interview, Hatton described how his training had been limited because of his concerns around the state of the...

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Funny story: Hatton blames Narcolepsy for loss to Manny Pacquiao

Hatton blames Narcolepsy for loss to Manny Pacquiao

Embarrassed Boxer Ricky Hatton has turned to a desperate excuse following his Las Vegas loss to Manny Pacquiao. The Mancunian known as the "Hitman" described how he has recent problems with the chronic sleep disorder narcolepsy, which caused him t...

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Funny story: Hatton Flattened

Hatton Flattened

Disappointment for Ricky 'The Hit Man' Hatton here in Vegas in the early hours as he was flattened, steamrollered, battered into oblivion and knocked clean out by Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Hotel. Self styled 'Hit Man' and avid Manchester Cit...

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Funny story: Pacman Gobbles-Up Hitman!

Pacman Gobbles-Up Hitman!

It was the clash of two game characters in Las Vegas last night, as Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao and Manchester's own Ricky 'Hitman' Hatton battled it out for the world light-welterweight boxing title, and, in the end, it was Pacman who gobbled-up his bat...

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Funny story: Hatton Almost Wins In Las Vegas!

Hatton Almost Wins In Las Vegas!

Ricky Hatton did himself and his vast army of travelling fans proud here in Las Vegas in the early hours, when the Manchester-based boxer came to within a hairs-breadth of beating Manny Pacquiao in their light-welterweight championship bout at the MG...

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Funny story: Hatton Unhappy With Fight Arrangements

Hatton Unhappy With Fight Arrangements

Trouble in the Ricky Hatton camp today ahead of his light-welterweight bout with Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas tomorrow, with the Manchester boxer objecting to the start time of the fight. The fight, at the MGM Grand, is scheduled to start at 04:00...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton In War Of Words And Letters With Manny Pacquiao

Ricky Hatton In War Of Words And Letters With Manny Pacquiao

Ricky Hatton has slammed his rival Manny Pacquiao ahead of their light-welterweight boxing super-fight in Las Vegas on 2 May, claiming that the Filipino has too many vowels in his name. Ricky Hatton has labelled Manny Pacquiao 'a grammatical night...

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Funny story: John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

Former Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has called upon President Barack Obama to pardon the first black man ever to win the world heavyweight boxing crown. The boxing legend Jack Johnson was prosecuted and convicted of having a consens...

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Funny story: WHBO Sanctions First Bout

WHBO Sanctions First Bout

Washington D.C. - The newly created WHBO (White House Boxing Office) has sanctioned its first fight between Rahm Emmanuel and Howard Dean on March 5, 2009. President Obama okay'd the bout this morning, despite rumors that he is going ahead with appoi...

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Funny story: Joe Calzaghe Knocks Queen Out

Joe Calzaghe Knocks Queen Out

The undefeated world champion light-heavyweight boxer Joe Calzaghe has been arrested by Palace guards, after a ceremony in which he was to receive his CBE from the Queen went dreadfully awry. Calzaghe from Newbridge, South Wales, was to be recogni...

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Funny story: A Good, Clean Fight

A Good, Clean Fight

The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...

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Funny story: Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, has tonight been selected as the European team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup event to be staged at the Celtic Manor Resort on the outskirts of Newport in South Wales. Ali, who was introd...

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Funny story: Amir Khan To Fight Man With No Fists

Amir Khan To Fight Man With No Fists

Amir Khan, the British fighter who was knocked out within the blink of an eye in his last bout, is keen to protect his fragile reputation from further damage in his next one, and is to face a boxer with no fists. Khan was pulverised by Breidis Pre...

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Funny story: Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Reports are surfacing that the United Kingdom will recruit singers Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the country at the 2012 London Olympics. Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olymp...

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Funny story: Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

British boxer James DeGale won the Olympic Middleweight boxing gold medal against Cuba's Emilio Correa today, but the big news was the reaction of Correa's fans, who started a protest in the arena which spilled over into a full-scale riot. The bou...

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