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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Boris Johnson's Teabag is still stewing in a very cold mug

Gary Johnson, a four-month-old teabag used by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has revealed that he has spent the weekend in a cold cup of very strong, very bitter tea. 'I feel completely used,' said Johnson, who is, as he was only too ready to point...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...

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Funny story: Britain faces a Christmas election

Britain faces a Christmas election

Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...

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Funny story: Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had, according to sources, resigned himself to having his Brexit bill's 3-day timetable rejected by MPs, and not being able to leave the EU with his 'deal', but has now dragged the whole sorry process as low as it...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Reveals Brexit Date Was Chosen To Coincide With Jimmy Savile's Birthday

Boris Johnson Reveals Brexit Date Was Chosen To Coincide With Jimmy Savile's Birthday

Boris Johnson has revealed that his decision over the date for the UK leaving the European Union - 31 October - was a conscious one to honour the memory of former TV personality, Jimmy Savile, whose birthday it would have been on that day. Savile...

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Funny story: More Boris More Bluster

More Boris More Bluster

After yet another defeat in the House of Commons, and an embarrassing crawl back to the EU to beg for another Brexit extension, Prime Minister Johnson, has remained in a bullish mood, still seemingly clinging to the idea that “as long as you believe...

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Funny story: MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

It's been more than three years now since the UK referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, and still the government can't quite get the country 'over the line'. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly asserted that, deal or no deal, Octobe...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Offers To Buy Round At Last-Chance Saloon

Boris Johnson Offers To Buy Round At Last-Chance Saloon

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was desperately trying to rally support amongst fellow MPs for his Brexit deal last night, and, to show how desperate he really was, he invited anyone at all who bear it, to have a drink on him at the Last-Chance...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson "Groped Queen"

Boris Johnson "Groped Queen"

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is in deep trouble this morning, after the number of women alleging sexual assault against him rose to three - the latest being Her Majesty the Queen. Her Royal Highness has said that, during her meeting with t...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson No Confidence Vote Called For By His Dad

Boris Johnson No Confidence Vote Called For By His Dad

British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, is no stranger to controversy or criticism, but even he wouldn't have been bargaining on having to deal with the kind of hatred that's been pouring down on him like gameshow custard this last week. Johnson, i...

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Funny story: House Of Commons Gunpowder Stash Discovered

House Of Commons Gunpowder Stash Discovered

Police in Westminster have, this morning evacuated the House of Commons and the area around it, after a suspicious amount of gunpowder was discovered in a basement room of the building. The explosive material was packed into 36 beer barrels. Th...

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

The leaders of the two most civilized and progressive nations in the world, US President Donald Trump and his UK counterpart, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, have indicated that they will remain lifelong friends through thick and thin, and have vowed t...

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Funny story: Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...

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