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Funny story: Hawk Had It Coming; Isenhour, Others Laugh at the Dead Bird

Hawk Had It Coming; Isenhour, Others Laugh at the Dead Bird

Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, may not be in trouble after all.

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Funny story: Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

A new spectator sport has emerged in the capital today as dozens of hardened Harris Hawks were released to commit carnage in train stations all over London.

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Funny story: Mrs Jevons at Number 36 has a great pair of tits says local MP

Mrs Jevons at Number 36 has a great pair of tits says local MP

Plymouth - (Tits-a-plenty-Mess): A Plymouth woman has been praised on her exemplary tits by local MP Linda Gilroy. "I wish I had a pair like that" said the labour politician with a majority of over 4000.

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Funny story: No Migration

No Migration

A Councillor in a sleepy English village has claimed that both incoming and outgoing birds must be shot on sight to keep down the migrant population.

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Funny story: The Birds, the Bees, and the Rest of the Bull

The Birds, the Bees, and the Rest of the Bull

Now folks, I want you to bear with me for a little while. Because I am going talk to you about a subject I know very little about -- SEX. Now, I might just be the only male to admit my ignorance on this subject.

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Funny story: Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Following recent reports of squirrels in the East End of London, forming together into collective farms, harvesting crops and exporting snails to France, animal experts are reporting an incredible development among the local crow population.

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Funny story: Great Bastard egg is first since 1832

Great Bastard egg is first since 1832

Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire - (Ass Mess): A Russian-imported Great Bastard has finally laid the first egg of its species since 1832 according to conservationists.

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Funny story: Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

PAPUA NEW GUINEA (Umbodungo) -- In what must only be described as excessive exhilaration, today a Bluebird of Happiness (BBOH) disappeared up it's own butt. In fact, Bluebirds of Happiness everywhere are being reported as flying up their own but...

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Funny story: Bird who crapped on president tracked down and sent to Gitmo

Bird who crapped on president tracked down and sent to Gitmo

Washington, D.C. - After a month-long nationwide search involving the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security and local law enforcement agencies, the bird who attacked President Bush with a stealth shit bomb has been apprehended.

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Funny story: U.S. backyard birds on decline-shot down 50%

U.S. backyard birds on decline-shot down 50%

Based on a new National Audubon Society study, twenty of the most common North American birds, such as the field sparrow, snow bunting, meadowlark, Northern bobwhite, and whippoorwill, are drastically dead.

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Funny story: Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

(Seattle, WA) Little Matthew Christianson was in tears when he called 911 Tuesday reporting a nest of birds under the eaves of a neighbor's house crying like human children. "They're screaming 'No!' and 'Don't!' and &...

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Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Budgerigars have long been a favourite pet, particularly amongst the elderly. They require little maintenance, and exercise themselves if you leave the cage door open.

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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Distraught mum, Jean Munter, sobbed today as she told The Spoof how the installation of a new mobile phone mast in her street has caused her three year old son, Mickey, to turn into a game bird.

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Funny story: Serious Depression Strikes American Bald Eagle

Serious Depression Strikes American Bald Eagle

Ornithologists have been observing a kind of Avian Clinical Depression (ACD) among American Bald eagle populations in the last six years: "They can't sleep or sleep too much. No appetite or over-eating and low affect have all been observed.&...

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Funny story: Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Richard Gere revealed in a letter published in today's Los Angeles Times that his pet finch, Atticus, had betrayed him and is "dead to me."...

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Funny story: Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Alarmed by breaking news of "Bird Flu Armageddon" President Bush declared open war on all fowl, feathered critters and any thing below the clouds with a beak.

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