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Funny story: 'Rogue trader' Prince Harry notches up £1.3billion loss at City bank

'Rogue trader' Prince Harry notches up £1.3billion loss at City bank

London - Talked-up by Red Tops on Monday this week as executing Canary Wharf's historic 18 billion euro ($28.6 billion) currency trade today's headlines are, naturally, a bit of a disappointment. Harry's spurious involvement in the City's 'biggest...

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Funny story: Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P...

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Funny story: Sharing Banks

Sharing Banks

With Bank shares up following the Osborne/Cameron slow down on Bank reforms and the way open for another recession, things are looking up for those who want to see more austerity and the public lending to Banks again. It is a great prospect. Why o...

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Funny story: Upsetting Banks

Upsetting Banks

Vince Cable is trying to get Banking reform through so they do not have to be bailed out by the taxpayers when they next get into trouble. However Cameron and Osborne, for some unknown reason, do not agree. We can only guess that it something to d...

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Funny story: Norway killer Breivik 'a dead ringer for Lloyds TSB London 2012 TV ad animated character'

Norway killer Breivik 'a dead ringer for Lloyds TSB London 2012 TV ad animated character'

London - Someone at the Norwegian embassy has complained to the Broadcasting Standards Council. A TV cartoon character in the Lloyds TSB Olympic Torch Relay ad 'looks exactly like Anders Behring Breivik' and is causing widespread confusion. The...

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Funny story: Banker Wars Part IV: A New Hope Part I

Banker Wars Part IV: A New Hope Part I

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... It was a time of economic panic and great market uncertainty. Attacked from all sides by angry mobs, bank traders were scattered throughout the galaxy. Everywhere they went, they had to cope with misguided individuals who blamed them for everything, and the Empire which wrongly sought to punish them for perceived crimes. Meanwhile, Luke Stockhold...

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Funny story: Bilderberg inaugurates 'Feudal Reserve' banking

Bilderberg inaugurates 'Feudal Reserve' banking

Switzerland - The secretive Bilderberg group plans to take reserve banking to the next level, according to Mr. Z, our confidential Bilderberg conference mole. In a small caucus of top leaders, rife with royalty, it was decided to do away with the...

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Funny story: Mexican drug cartels running out of room to store cash

Mexican drug cartels running out of room to store cash

MEXICO CITY, Mexico - A confidential source, Mr. X, with close ties to the Mexican drug cartels here, has revealed that it is becoming difficult to find new places to stuff bills. "The cartels blame QE2. They say it is resulting in too much money...

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Funny story: UK Uncut attacks Banks

UK Uncut attacks Banks

Members of UK Uncut took direct action today against Banks held responsible for creating the economic disaster that has led to austerity measures, including the planned privatisation of the Health Service. A Banker, who did not want to be named, c...

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Funny story: International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

With the retirement of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF as a result of chambermaid stress, the race is on for a replacement. While the most qualified successor seems to be financier Sir Fred Shred Bankruuin, because of his incredibly succ...

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Funny story: City Banker Robbed

City Banker Robbed

It has been reported that top city banker John Farrington, CEO of Barkwest Bank was brutally robbed of his wallet last month. Mr Farrington was leaving the main entrance of the bank's city headquarters in order to go to lunch, when he was accosted...

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Funny story: Fat Cat Banker Evan Meets Fate

Fat Cat Banker Evan Meets Fate

A banker whose manner was blunt Squandered investor's funds on a punt. The whole lot was lost At incredible cost To the nations that all bore the brunt. Just one man, whose shoulders were broad, Was sacked, for reporting the fraud. The judge in his case Said "I don't like your face" So he lost 'cause the system is flawed. That outcome ignited his zeal; Off he went to the Court of A...

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Funny story: Termites eat millions of rupees in bank and get belly ache!

Termites eat millions of rupees in bank and get belly ache!

As if the "Delhi belly" wasn't bad enough it seems now that even Indian money is not particularly digestable! Termites residing in an Indian bank in Uttar Pradesh decided to eat Rupee bank notes instead of their usual diet of carcases of dead slum...

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Funny story: Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Hamburg, DE - An informal survey suggests that bankers earn more than nurses. Even the best nurses earn significantly less than a top banker on Wall Street. "This seems unfair" comments Laura E., night nurse at the Betsy F. Memorial Hospital in Ly...

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Funny story: Escaped Monkeys have been running bank for last year

Escaped Monkeys have been running bank for last year

It has been revealed that a troop of escaped monkeys have been running a branch of Santander bank for the last year. It all came to light when a customer from Leeds was sent a bunch of banana's in the post instead of her bank card. When she calle...

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Funny story: Mass Coin Cash In Causes Chaos

Mass Coin Cash In Causes Chaos

Customers at several high street banks were left fuming today as protestors over bankers bonuses staged a mass coin cash-in. Organised through the popular social networking site, Facebank, thousands of people with jars of coins bagged them up and too...

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Funny story: Banker suspended after Sunday Mirror challenges Deutsche Bank over £10 taunt to some people and doctors

Banker suspended after Sunday Mirror challenges Deutsche Bank over £10 taunt to some people and doctors

Banker suspended after Sunday Mirror challenges Deutsche Bank over £10 taunt to Spoofers and doctors I do hope I am not breaking any Spoof rules by copying a headline from a red top. Just in case...I am going to backtrack and switch a word. Guess which one I switched? I admit that I didn't really read the article. I admit I don't give a damn about all of that crap...but the headline 'tau...

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