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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson delivered her 9 pound 13 ounce baby six weeks ago and the actress/singer is still upset at the fact that she has hardly lost any of the weight she gained during her 10-month pregnancy. Her fiancé Eric Johnson says that...

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Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

London - It's the sort of 'baby hint' dress that excited first time moms-to-be pick just as soon as the pee test's registered positive. Last night at a Clinton Foundation bash in London former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton stepped out in a $5,000...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Finally Has Her Baby - And It's A Big One!

Jessica Simpson Finally Has Her Baby - And It's A Big One!

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that Jessica Simpson may have broken the record for being pregnant for the longest time. She finally 'popped' out her little baby which is actually one heck of a whopper at 9 pounds 13 ounces on May 1, 2012. One of...

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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...

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Funny story: European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

Parents in the UK may be unaware, but there is an official list of illegal baby names in use in the rest of Europe. Germany has an official baby naming bureau that has the final say on names, whilst there is an eighty-page handbook in use in Portugal...

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Funny story: Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy. Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

Jessica Simpson Says After She Has Her Baby Her Goal Is To Get Back In Shape And Become The Sex Symbol She Once Was

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It appears that Jessica Simpson has now been pregnant for eleven months or so it seems. If she does not have her baby pretty soon, it is going to be born already talking and walking. Simpson's personal physician Dr. Charleston "W...

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Funny story: Rock-a-bye Baby? There's an app for that

Rock-a-bye Baby? There's an app for that

Home James Apps have departed from their usual GPS based appelets to produce what will undoubtedly become the fastest selling app of all time: iBabysitter. "This shows what Home James Apps can do when they move out of the GPS market and into lifes...

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Funny story: Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

London - Scarlett Holly Mary Brooks weighed in at 6lbs 1oz at sunset on Burns Night at the Portland Clinic in London's West End. The unnamed brood mare - er...surrogate mother! - delivered at 37 weeks to make Rebekah and racehorse trainer husband...

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Funny story: All of The Justin Bieber Baby Mama Talk Has Girlfriend Selena Gomez Now Wanting A Baby

All of The Justin Bieber Baby Mama Talk Has Girlfriend Selena Gomez Now Wanting A Baby

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber's girlfriend Selena Gomez recently appeared on The View and talked about her career, her love for guacamole dip, her fondness for the Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, and her infatuation with her boyfriend Justin Bieber.

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Funny story: Rebecca Brooks expecting 'alien' surrogate baby

Rebecca Brooks expecting 'alien' surrogate baby

London - The flame haired media hasbeen and her husband Charlie are to become parents in February after hiring a surrogate to gestate the sprog. Reports today said the embryo had been implanted in a secret fertility facility close to the Wiltshire...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Accused of Being A "Baby Daddy" Takes The Rochard Test And Passes It With Flying Colors

Justin Bieber Accused of Being A "Baby Daddy" Takes The Rochard Test And Passes It With Flying Colors

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez have both returned back to the U.S. after appearing on The 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards Show which was held in Belfast, Ireland. Justin spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors and told h...

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Funny story: Biebs tells Beliebers: That can't be my kid--I didn't even have pubic hair then

Biebs tells Beliebers: That can't be my kid--I didn't even have pubic hair then

HARFOLD, Vt.--What do Justin Bieber and Herman Cain have in common? They both like pizza and they're currently embroiled in sex scandals. Whereas Republicans are currently giving Cain the benefit of the doubt, Beliebers at Harfold State College ar...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...

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Funny story: You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

Copenhagen - Sterling pregnancy advice from fecund Danish red-bloods has left silly stick insect Kate Middleton fuming. Unicef rentacrowd shoo-ins met the faux duchess and her equally spurious royal husband outside a foreign aid warehouse where th...

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Funny story: Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...

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