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Funny story: EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed

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Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump is happy to slip into his new roll as a Grandpa. This weekend, his son and daughter in law presented him with his first grandchild in New York City.

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Funny story: Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

EP (Exasperated Press) - Today, Dick Cheney found out where babies come from. You could see the glee in his eyes as he touched his alleged daughter's belly and listened for noises.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Orders Abortion on Demand, Paypal Accepted

Supreme Court Orders Abortion on Demand, Paypal Accepted

(Mt. Olympus) -- The Supremes, voting 5-4, ordered abortion on demand for women over age 11. Availability at shopping mall kiosks is guaranteed. Paypal is accepted.

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Funny story: JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

This reporter was wrong about JK Rowling (I WANT MISCHA BARTON BACK BITCH!) JK is a kind sweet generous person who would have loved to save Harry Potter from his tragic death but incriminating (FAKE) eveidence shows Harry Potter beating babies and stealing candy whilst JK frolocks through a meadow giving banana cake to children.

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Funny story: New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

Taos, New Mexico - New parents, Alisha and Shane Boyle, announced to their families today that their one-year-old son Alex took his first steps. "Three months ago he said his first word, 'mama'." said Alisha, "Now he's walking. I just can't wait...

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Funny story: Hydrochloric Acid Found In Baby Food Additives

Hydrochloric Acid Found In Baby Food Additives

Additives for baby food have been found to contain hydrochloric acid. The Spoof examined 99 baby food additives, and found only one was free of hydrochloric acid. Some otherwise harmless colourings, artificial sweeteners and...

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Funny story: Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Key Riest, Fla.: A third-trimester unborn baby boy opened fire with an assault rifle at a pre-natal care clinic on Thursday, killing seven people, including his own doctor, and wounding four others, two of them critically. The child's name is be...

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Funny story: It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

Researchers at The British Institute of Competence in Cambridge, today, revealed that Babies are the least effective members of U.K. society.

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Funny story: Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Caracas - Anna Martinez a young Venezuelan woman, has sensationally claimed that dangerous social reformer and critic of US foreign policy, President Hugo Chavez is a secret connoisseur of lightly poached baby.

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Funny story: Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

The Japanese health minister has apologized for referring to women as "birth-giving machines," but he didn't escape punishment for his pronouncement.

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Funny story: Will the Spears Saga end?

Will the Spears Saga end?

Welcome Readers I, Ace Ventura JR am reporting on the birth of Britney Spears' twentythird baby this one was named Oragon their collection of babies named after United States locations grow ever larger proud father Kevin Federlinesays he is considering giving up rap to go back to Pizza Hut the couple now weigh individually...

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Funny story: Madonna To Market Babies

Madonna To Market Babies

Skibo Castle, Scotland, U.K.---Reliable sources are reporting that Madonna Cicone Richie, once upon a time, many, many long years ago known as just plain old Madonna, as if there were something magical in her handling of the moniker, is planning to m...

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Funny story: Boom of Bigger Babies in Bay State

Boom of Bigger Babies in Bay State

A recent Harvard research study reveals the prevalence of pudgy children in Massachusetts increased nearly 60 percent in 22 years. One of the most amazing findings is how heavy newborns are. In Massachusetts, apparently many babies are born big and...

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Funny story: Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success

Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success

Parents breathe huge sigh of relief as babies successfully stuck together...

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