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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

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Funny story: American Army Anal Analysis

American Army Anal Analysis

Gay rights groups in the US have complained and made slightly effete whinging sounds after the country's top military commander said he believed homosexual acts were a bit icky and the very thought of two men kissing made him want to miss...

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Funny story: "Racism? I Was In The Army!" Storms Mercernary

"Racism? I Was In The Army!" Storms Mercernary

Patrick Mercernary, the ex-Tory minister at the centre of the disgraceful racism allegations, spoke out yesterday against his sacking by Conservative leader David Camelot.

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Funny story: Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement

The British Army has today agreed to honour an agreement made in 1860 by the then Head of British High Command in India, Flight Lieutenant Osprey Dogegg-Jackson.

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Funny story: Edible Missiles to Change People's View of War

Edible Missiles to Change People's View of War

The United States Military announced today the development of a new type of missile that is aimed at gaining humanitarian ground all over the world. The new armament is being touted as a surefire way to help turn the U.S. Military's image of being...

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Funny story: Report Indicates that Friendly Fire is not as Friendly as once Thought

Report Indicates that Friendly Fire is not as Friendly as once Thought

Fort Benning, GA- A recent report compiled by the United States' Department of Defense indicates that "friendly fire" is not exactly friendly, particularly towards those injured in friendly fire incidents.

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city, as news of the state's most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out. Early this morning, in a specially arranged news conference, Major Ed O'Hanlon, CEO and larges...

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Funny story: Gates Accuses Anti-War Congress of "Emboldening Enemy"

Gates Accuses Anti-War Congress of "Emboldening Enemy"

Sec'y of Defense Gates accused the Anti-War resolution in the Congress of undercutting the US commanders and emboldening the enemy.Our reporters on the ground in Iraq found much supporting evidence for Gates' claim. Last week Vulfie Blitzkrei...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair made a keynote speech on Friday about the role of UK Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a brave speech designed to confront his critics, he called for a national debate about the role of UK Forces abroad, and posed the question: "Shou...

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Funny story: "Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

"Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

Families of troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan say their war-weary sons and daughters want to return home. A group of them have written a letter to Prime Minister Tony Blair pleading with him to sort out the situations in those countries, and g...

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Funny story: "Army Accommodation Is Fine" - Army

"Army Accommodation Is Fine" - Army

Reports in the media that British Armed Forces Accommodation is substandard are inaccurate, says the Ministry for Substandard Accommodation (MSA).

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Funny story: Man sues army after buttocks are removed

Man sues army after buttocks are removed

A Newcastle man, who was wounded in the buttocks whilst serving in Iraq, is to sue the army for damages. Bob Parts, 32, told our reporters, "I joined the army to have a career and see the world. Nobody said anything about being shot.&qu...

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Funny story: Army Sergeants Sick of Training "The Enemy"

Army Sergeants Sick of Training "The Enemy"

Army sergeants at Fort Hood Texas said that they were dismayed that they may be training the next Bonnie and Clyde, or mafia member. This came after the arrests today of several former members of the elite Army Ranger unit for robbing a bank in Tacom...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Loves Army Life

Prince Harry Loves Army Life

Prince Harry is said to be "Very happy" with Army life said a Palace spokesman today.

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Funny story: Bush Twins To Enlist in The Salvation Army

Bush Twins To Enlist in The Salvation Army

Tired of criticism from war protestor/d-list celebutante Cindy Sheehan for not joining the military, the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, have decided to "enlist" in the Salvation Army.

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Funny story: A Coloured Outlook

A Coloured Outlook

George W. Bush visited the devastation that once was New Orleans, accompanied by Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, an army of aides and security personnel, plus representatives of the Press. It was necessary to reinstate confidence, after appointing a KKK Grand Wizard as head of clean-up operations, and the nation wondering why nothing was happening to help this hurricane ravaged area of the Deep...

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Funny story: Islamic Jihad, U.S. Army Share Recruiting Problems

Islamic Jihad, U.S. Army Share Recruiting Problems

Somewhere in Iraq - Omar Myamar, head of recruiting for Islamic Jihad sat down today with recruiters from the United States Army to discuss potential solutions to their shared problem: A shortage of volunteers. Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North pu...

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