The much anticipated iToast4 has been delayed due to a legal wrangle with the Dyson Cyclonic Toaster. The iToast4 was meant to be the smartest, most useful, stylish toaster ever to make bread darker. "It should have been the best thing since sl...
Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...
It was a press conference for the ages yesterday when Apple chose Grand CentraI Station as the venue for its announcement that the company plans to open a store in that very location. The Apple executives thought THEY would be the center of attentio...
Finally Apple's App department has approved the app that everyone in the social media industry has been talking about. An integration utility from the software giant Benchmark submitted nearly eighteen months ago has just been granted approval by App...
Apple has announced a range of products designed especially for the people of Newcastle. The 'Why i' range will be available in the near future with the launch of 'why itunes' a music site devoted entirely to geordie artists such as Cheryl Cole, Jim...
Apple Inc, who have more financial clout than the US government have decided to assist Obama's ailing attempt to save the US from a financial meltdown by buying the White House! There are several conditions attached to the deal here they are: A) Apple Inc. boss, Steve Jobs, takes over as President and Obama becomes his personal chauffeur and shoe-shine boy; Obama's wife his personal maid and...
Apple has announced the launch of a new "app" for its hot-selling laptops and tablets entitled "iPoor". iPoor will offer an integrated financial reporting system that will tell users just how poor they are and the list of reasons why they will always...
In an amazingly magnanimous gesture, Apple, the world's most profitable organisation, is to pay off America's debts. "What can I say?" said Steve Jobs at a press conference. "People can't buy iPads if they are worrying about their jobs, homes and...
Buying the lion's share of available technology patents from Nortel Corporation, a consortium of industry leaders including Apple, IBM, and Microsoft have launched a new company that offers complete information access and deep monitoring services to...
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
Cupertino, California - Steve Jobs, the elusive CEO of Apple, Inc. has just announced he will soon unveil a new project that his designers have been working on, in conjunction with Nike. Hipsters, Mac enthusiasts and joggers alike will soon be a...
The Apple icloud has been revealed, along with the news that it is to be represented by a shiny silver cloud symbol. This cloud symbol has sent shock waves through the world of weather, because everybody knows that that cloud symbol is the BBC we...
Apple CEO Steve Jobs is hastening his arrival at the Pearly Gates, so he can personally negotiate with St. Peter for the rights to the name "iCloud." Apple had planned to launch its new iCloud product this week. But then its lawyers discovered tha...
Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3. The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...
Parents-to-be were intrigued recently when they learned that an Israeli couple had named their baby girl LIKE. Yep, like it or not, that's what they chose. In an article on Ynetnews.com, it's stated that the couple just happen to prefer unique names and weren't necessarily naming her after Facebook's LIKE button. But still -- their choice DID spark a survey to find other techno names in...
LOS ANGELES - A fake security update for Apple Mac has hit 100% of all Mac. Rod Jennens, was hit by the 'update'. "Man," he said, "Dude, I'm like, not able, to like, access my, like blog, man. I wanted to, you know, like, rant about the corpora...
LOS ANGELES - Steve Jobs, and his followers were shocked today after learning the meaning of douchebag. Douchebag, pronounced doosh-baag, is an insult dating from 2004. However, many Apple fans thought that it meant cool, when applied to their gad...
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