Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...
Dubai - (Ballsup Mess): Unseeded Scottish twenty year-old wimp Andy Murray was revelling in his Dubai Open first round victory over world No 1 top seed Roger Federer today after the champ crumpled in helpless straight sets impotence.
Roger Federer has launched a blistering attack on British tennis player, Andy Murray.
The withdrawal of Andy Murray from Britain's Davis Cup team to face Argentina in Buenos Aires on clay has forced balding captain John Lloyd to concede that they're 'in for a right royal hammering' just a few days before the explosive...
Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.
Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...
It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry.
Out of the Paris Masters and out of contention for Shanghai, The Spoof caught up with British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to hear his thoughts on 2007.
Marks and Spencer last night confirmed that it had signed up British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to be the new face of their Urchin Chic collection due to be launched next month. A spokesperson exclusively told The Spoof: "Andy will add an ed...
Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has employed Greg Rusedski as his new grinning coach, The Spoof can exclusively reveal. Murray requested the services of Rusedski after his former grinning coach quit, citing that getting Murray to smile was '...
TheSpoof.com's sports news reporter Patrick O'Hearn is in New York for the US Open. He looks at how Andy Murray's wrist is holding up as he begins his favourite Slam.
Tennis player Tim Henman, world number 94 and sinking faster than Leeds United, is expected to announce his paternal allegiance to youngster Andy Murray this Thursday in a press conference which will be attended by an excited hamster and the hamster&...
At Wimbledon yesterday, Tim Henman, the 'so nearly man' of British tennis, so nearly overcame Spain's Senor Carlos Moya before the match ended 5-5 in a g...
Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.
London, Friday - The tennis world was left reeling from revelations from the camps of both Andy Murray and Roger Federer on Friday.
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): Internet spread-betting index Aintogottaprayer.com has poured scorn that either UK hope Andy Murray or former US Open winner Andy Roddick 'have a hope in hell' of winning this year's Wimbledon Men's Singles Cha...
Roger Federer, the Wimbledon Mens' Singles champion for the last four years, is to play this year's tournament with a pre-arranged and self-imposed handicap, says his coach.
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