CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle said that former CIA Director George Tenet is attempting to "shift responsibility" for his failure to anticipate the September 11, 2001, attacks and...
London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9...
POTSDORF, BAVARIA-(EUROGHETTO TIEMPO) Deep in the mountains of Bavaria in the tiny town of Potsdorf, with a population 20,000, preparations for next months 411 Memorial Festival are underway.
In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.
The alleged mastermind of 911, Lee Harvey Oswald, has admitted his role in it, and 30 other plots including the assassination of President Kennedy in a hearing at Guantanamo Bay, the Pentagon says. Mr. Oswald told the hearing which n...
Guantánamo Bay, Cuba - Today Khalid Sheikh Mohammed finally gave in, after months of mind-wrenching torture, he signed the blank confession that American forces filled out later. It was a difficult thing to do especially being his captures broke bot...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Speaking for the first time since the felony conviction of his top deputy Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney thanked the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) for arranging the 9/11 attacks and supporting him in blaming Iraq...
Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...
The US, today, breathed a sigh of relief when Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld addressed the nation with the conclusive evidence, collated by the White House Enquiry, on the identity of the aircraft that struck The Pentagon on September 11th...
The notion that 9/11 was caused by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons has been dismissed by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons.
Osama bin Laden has released a new video to the Al Jazeera television network, in which he sensationally reveals the real reason for the 9/11 attacks was not malicious, just incompetent.
(Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person of good conscious, not to mention modest, such as m...
It has been revealed that the plane which struck the South Tower of the World Trade Centre had been hijacked by a Jordanian former traffic policeman with a mania for straight-to-video 70s cop films. Mr Abdul Love Hewitt III, latterly of Monterrey...
Peter Buck was not responsible for the 9/11th September 11th atrocities, a court in Middlesex has decided. Happy New Yorkers now call for a tribute to the REM pensioner. The verdict comes as a relief for the REM guitarist, who claimed, "the only...
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