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Funny story: Richard Perle Admits 9/11 Was Made Up

Richard Perle Admits 9/11 Was Made Up

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle said that former CIA Director George Tenet is attempting to "shift responsibility" for his failure to anticipate the September 11, 2001, attacks and...

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Funny story: Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Funny story: Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9...

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Funny story: 411 Remembered In European Town

411 Remembered In European Town

POTSDORF, BAVARIA-(EUROGHETTO TIEMPO) Deep in the mountains of Bavaria in the tiny town of Potsdorf, with a population 20,000, preparations for next months 411 Memorial Festival are underway.

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Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.

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Funny story: Key 911 Suspect Admits Being a Patsy Before Slipping on a Banana Skin And Dying

Key 911 Suspect Admits Being a Patsy Before Slipping on a Banana Skin And Dying

The alleged mastermind of 911, Lee Harvey Oswald, has admitted his role in it, and 30 other plots including the assassination of President Kennedy in a hearing at Guantanamo Bay, the Pentagon says. Mr. Oswald told the hearing which n...

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Funny story: Such a thorough confession

Such a thorough confession

Guantánamo Bay, Cuba - Today Khalid Sheikh Mohammed finally gave in, after months of mind-wrenching torture, he signed the blank confession that American forces filled out later. It was a difficult thing to do especially being his captures broke bot...

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Funny story: VP Cheney Thanks AIPAC For Staging 9/11

VP Cheney Thanks AIPAC For Staging 9/11

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Speaking for the first time since the felony conviction of his top deputy Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney thanked the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) for arranging the 9/11 attacks and supporting him in blaming Iraq...

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Funny story: IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

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Funny story: 9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

The US, today, breathed a sigh of relief when Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld addressed the nation with the conclusive evidence, collated by the White House Enquiry, on the identity of the aircraft that struck The Pentagon on September 11th...

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Funny story: 9/11 conspiracy 'wrong'

9/11 conspiracy 'wrong'

The notion that 9/11 was caused by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons has been dismissed by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons.

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Funny story: Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Osama bin Laden has released a new video to the Al Jazeera television network, in which he sensationally reveals the real reason for the 9/11 attacks was not malicious, just incompetent.

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Calls For The Death Of Ann Coulter?

Ann Coulter Calls For The Death Of Ann Coulter?

(Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person of good conscious, not to mention modest, such as m...

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Funny story: 70s police drama addict caused Sept 11 crash

70s police drama addict caused Sept 11 crash

It has been revealed that the plane which struck the South Tower of the World Trade Centre had been hijacked by a Jordanian former traffic policeman with a mania for straight-to-video 70s cop films. Mr Abdul Love Hewitt III, latterly of Monterrey...

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Funny story: Jury: Buck did not cause 9/11

Jury: Buck did not cause 9/11

Peter Buck was not responsible for the 9/11th September 11th atrocities, a court in Middlesex has decided. Happy New Yorkers now call for a tribute to the REM pensioner. The verdict comes as a relief for the REM guitarist, who claimed, "the only...

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