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Funny story: Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

St. Louis, MO - A black fly dominated the town hall presidential debate in St. Louis, landing on Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton's hair and nose, before being killed by Washington University authorities. University authorities were embarrassed...

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Funny story: September 11, 2001 Tape Emerges of Hillary Clinton Making Lewd Comments While Twin Towers Were Aflame

September 11, 2001 Tape Emerges of Hillary Clinton Making Lewd Comments While Twin Towers Were Aflame

Washington DC - On the heels of Donald Trump's obscene comments regarding his failed attempt to hit on a married woman by taking her furniture shopping, a tape has surfaced in which Hillary Clinton made a series of lewd comments to long time confidan...

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Funny story: More States Request Trump's Help in Pronunciation

More States Request Trump's Help in Pronunciation

After Donald Trump boldly explained to a reluctant Nevada crowd that they have been pronouncing their state name wrong, multiple other states stampeded to be the next in line to get the presidential candidate's guidance. Trump explained at a campa...

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Funny story: U.S. Election of 2016 Proves to Be the Ultimate End for Etiquette

U.S. Election of 2016 Proves to Be the Ultimate End for Etiquette

Washington, DC The contentious 2016 Election has proved to be the final nail in the coffin of what was once known as "etiquette." "Many people nowadays don't realize that there was once these, let me say, "rules" of conversation and the attitude with which people addressed each other," spoke a noted historical science professor. "But once the candidates in the 2016 Election began to use "Tru...

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Funny story: Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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Funny story: Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Nigel Farage, key political Brexit salesman, has been called in as debate coach to Donald Trump for the upcoming town hall style presidential debate on October 9. Farage is free to take on free-lance work since resigning in early July as leader...

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Funny story: Trump Adds NDA to Pledge of Allegiance

Trump Adds NDA to Pledge of Allegiance

Always thinking ahead, presidential candidate Donald Trump added a non-disparagement clause to the American Pledge of Allegiance for when he is president. Reciting the new pledge will legally restrict citizens from criticizing Trump, his family or...

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Funny story: Proverbial elephant in the room sighs lets loose odors over JASTA

Proverbial elephant in the room sighs lets loose odors over JASTA

The JASTA (Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act) legislation has moved rapidly ahead, then swerved and come to a screeching halt with three flat tires. This legislation is intended to bring to account the role of Saudi Arabia in the 9/11 att...

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Funny story: Bill Banging Bimbos

Bill Banging Bimbos

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y - The presidential campaign between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump reached a new low last week, even by Clinton standards, when the Hillary Clinton camp launched its barrage of misogynist, male chauvinist pig attacks at Donald Trump.

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Funny story: 2nd Presidential Debate Moved to Madison Square Garden

2nd Presidential Debate Moved to Madison Square Garden

ONLY IN AMERICA - The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) announced today that the next presidential debate, previously scheduled at the Washington University in St. Louis, on October 9, has been moved to New York City's Madison Square Garden. F...

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Funny story: Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Trump Takes Day Off After Discovering He's Fat

Donald Trump is taking a day off the campaign trail to recover after he discovered that he was fat. Trump has made comments about the weight of Rosie O'Donnell, Miss Universe Alicia Machado, a rally attendee, Chris Christie, and others. Yesterday...

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Funny story: Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Initial stories stated that Donald Trump did not spend much time preparing for the Presidential debate. A campaigner staffer who requested anonymity has explained the preparation time and the methods used. The limited time was caused by Trump's need...

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Funny story: Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

After hearing former Miss Universe Alicia Machado's story of being bullied, insulted, harassed and intimidated by current presidential candidate Donald Trump while Miss Universe, Ms. Piggy hits the warpath. "Who does he think he is? Just look at h...

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Funny story: Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Mobile, AL--At a rally last week in Mobile, Donald Trump bragged that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of his supporters a fat slob, and she'd still vote for him. When a reporter from The Mobile Register went out to a local trailer pa...

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Funny story: 400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

The mysterious hacker referred to by Donald Trump in Monday night's presidential debate has finally been identified. Mr. Rottinan Mellinoski, originally from Buffalo, now resides in a small hotel room in New York City, with window looking on to th...

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Funny story: Trump's first state of the union address

Trump's first state of the union address

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans: My first year in office has been truly an extraordinary one. Finally, we have freed our nation from the shackles of NATO. With the closing of our bases in Germany and the conversion of our facilities there into luxury hotels and condominiums, we have turned a loss into a profit. The annexation of Latvia, Lithuania and...

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