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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney's past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate's goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has...

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Funny story: Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.

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Funny story: Gaston selects his running mate

Gaston selects his running mate

Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...

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Funny story: Romney Visits His Illegitimate Bastard Off-Shore Accounts

Romney Visits His Illegitimate Bastard Off-Shore Accounts

Septic, MA - A story in the current issue of Leader Breeders USA says Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's current Presidential overseas tour is nothing more that a cover-up to hide his visits to illegitimate bastard off-shore bank accounts, which...

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Funny story: GOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His Theory of Retro-Activity

GOP Scientist Explains Romney's "Retroactive Retirement Dilemma" with His Theory of Retro-Activity

Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002. Mr. Gillespie as of this date has offered no explanation on how one i...

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Funny story: Romney confounds the pundits, picks himself as VP candidate

Romney confounds the pundits, picks himself as VP candidate

BOSTON (July 18)-Already tiring of the continually mocking, whining criticism from the U.S. press corps, Mitt Romney has decided to end the VP search effective immediately; he announced today that he will run on the Republican ticket as the candidate...

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Funny story: The Movie Political Cars Hits Box Offices this Weekend

The Movie Political Cars Hits Box Offices this Weekend

Hollywood CA: Cars was a computer animated comedy/adventure film produced by Pixar in 2006 for Disney Studios. Cars takes place in a world populated entirely by transportation vehicles exhibiting human qualities and employs the voices of Hollywood st...

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Funny story: New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

WASHINGTON, DC - In May 2012, billionaire Eduardo Saverin made the news by renouncing his US citizenship; however, he is not alone. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans leaving the country in 2011 was more than 600% higher than...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says If He Loses To President Obama He'll Move To Mexico And Run For President There

Mitt Romney Says If He Loses To President Obama He'll Move To Mexico And Run For President There

SAGINAW, Michigan - Mitt Romney traveled to Saginaw to pay a visit to an old high school friend McMillan E. Figglefox. The Political Salad Bar News Agency had reported that Romney had become somewhat upset with his long time friend. It appears...

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Funny story: President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...

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Funny story: Reporter kicked off the campaign trail by Mitt Romney

Reporter kicked off the campaign trail by Mitt Romney

NASHUA NEW-HAMPSHIRE - I'm sitting down at the "Happy Pig" lunch counter café in down town Nashua New Hampshire, nursing my tenth cup of coffee while waiting for Mitt Romney to arrive. The short order cook is busy in the back flipping over egg's and bacon on a hot grill as Sally, the lone waitress in this joint, is carrying plates in both hands and serving it up to two burly looking steel workers...

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Funny story: Obama opens Presidential election to all of Mexico

Obama opens Presidential election to all of Mexico

Washington DC - Deputy White House Press Secretary, Alfonzo Alamoso Arogola Rodriquez Somafeliea, announced today that all Mexicans would be able to participate in the Presidential election by remote ballot. As an added bonus for those who parti...

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Funny story: Elite Times Coming

Elite Times Coming

Election Update Our money is working in America. The serfs are responding to our propaganda, actually believing that they voted for someone who "loves to fire people" at a time when almost all of them are underemployed, unemployed, or starving. Soft-kill pogrom Aspartame continues to blind, kill, and fatten the stupidest of the serfs while radiation from our Fukushima operation is working wond...

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Funny story: Will Obama replace Joe Biden as VP?

Will Obama replace Joe Biden as VP?

In an election year fraught with tension and frustration, the Democratic Party and President Obama have a very serious question to answer for the 2012 election year, "Does the President replace Vice President Joe Biden and if so, with whom?" The O...

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Funny story: Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

"Being president sounds glamorous," revealed a pensive Barack Obama during a rare private interview in the Oval Office yesterday, "but it's not all fun and games." Obama went on to express how difficult it has been for him to keep track of what he...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Admits That His Father Was Born In Mexico - Donald Trump Wants To See His Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney Admits That His Father Was Born In Mexico - Donald Trump Wants To See His Birth Certificate

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour "Old Mittens Covers America" pulled into Green River. The town was made famous by Creedence Clearwater Revival back in 1969, when lead singer John Fogerty sang the hit song "Green Riv...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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