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Funny story: "Me Too" Admits Your Mum

"Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.

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Funny story: FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

The Federal Communications Commission has ruled that "the human buttocks are a sexual organ" in a landmark decision against the television show NYPD Blue. In a case dating back to 2004, the FCC fined the network $27,500 for each of the 52 television...

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Funny story: Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...

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Funny story: Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.

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Funny story: Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths, who many thought mated only to reproduce, have astounded the scientific world by exhibiting many of the characteristics of human sex, suggests a study published today. The report, "Moths and How They Do Each Other", examined the bre...

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Funny story: French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.

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Funny story: Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.

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Funny story: Cuban Website Lures Men with Cyber Girl

Cuban Website Lures Men with Cyber Girl

Miami, Florida (IP) - A Florida website that caters to Cuban-Americans is using a cyber girl to lure Latin American men to its list of users.

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Funny story: Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

CENTRAL KALIMANTAN - INDONESIA: A 20-month study of primates at this reserve has revealed - that just like their male-john counterparts - macaque-dudes are also known to "pay for sex".

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Funny story: Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

The population of the planet Earth has had statisticians and other officials concerned about the future. The planet being only so big, there are finite resources available to feed everyone.

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Funny story: European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.

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Funny story: Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.

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Funny story: Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.

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Funny story: Girlfriend, Boyfriend Resolve To Annoy Each Other More In 2008

Girlfriend, Boyfriend Resolve To Annoy Each Other More In 2008

(New York) Longtime couple Susan Marx and Joshua Faber resolved to use more passive aggressive behavior and other forms of psychological torture to make each other even more miserable in the New Year.

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Funny story: Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

There was a 'backbench revolt' in the House of Commons this afternoon when it was announced by Minister for Pleasure Alan Perve that Prostitution, the oldest trade in the world, is to become...

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Funny story: Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.

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Funny story: Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.

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