Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.
The Federal Communications Commission has ruled that "the human buttocks are a sexual organ" in a landmark decision against the television show NYPD Blue. In a case dating back to 2004, the FCC fined the network $27,500 for each of the 52 television...
The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...
Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.
Moths, who many thought mated only to reproduce, have astounded the scientific world by exhibiting many of the characteristics of human sex, suggests a study published today. The report, "Moths and How They Do Each Other", examined the bre...
Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.
London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.
Miami, Florida (IP) - A Florida website that caters to Cuban-Americans is using a cyber girl to lure Latin American men to its list of users.
CENTRAL KALIMANTAN - INDONESIA: A 20-month study of primates at this reserve has revealed - that just like their male-john counterparts - macaque-dudes are also known to "pay for sex".
The population of the planet Earth has had statisticians and other officials concerned about the future. The planet being only so big, there are finite resources available to feed everyone.
The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.
Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.
Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
(New York) Longtime couple Susan Marx and Joshua Faber resolved to use more passive aggressive behavior and other forms of psychological torture to make each other even more miserable in the New Year.
There was a 'backbench revolt' in the House of Commons this afternoon when it was announced by Minister for Pleasure Alan Perve that Prostitution, the oldest trade in the world, is to become...
WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.
CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.
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