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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring all Nuclear Reactors To Run on Coal

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring all Nuclear Reactors To Run on Coal

President Trump has signed an executive order with new Energy rules. The first is that all nuclear reactors must switch to coal as an energy source. Trump's new rules also require burning books to use for heat and energy, since, as Trump says, "n...

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Funny story: Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...

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Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

A former convict just returning to society and ready to resume his regular job as a ventriloquist, made an astonishing discovery. It seems the special ventriloquist dummy he had was stolen from his storage locker! Imagine his surprise when, catchi...

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Funny story: Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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Funny story: Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Trump Unveils Plans for a New, Spectacular Super-Prison With a Penthouse Cell

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump, in the midst of discussing The Wall, paused, and in the middle of his sentence, changed the subject to a new prison he is proposing. "As it stands, right now, and I'm not saying it's going to happen, but what if one...

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Funny story: Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...

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Funny story: President Trump Suffers Amnesia Over Jamal Khashoggi

President Trump Suffers Amnesia Over Jamal Khashoggi

President Donald Trump has said he is trying his best to comply with the wishes of Congress by replying to their letter about the murdered Saudi dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, but can't for the life of him, remember who Khashoggi was. Sena...

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Funny story: Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Everyone in the Beltway knows that Nancy Pelosi hates to be called “Fly-Face.” But for years she has had to wear an ACME Bug-Zapper around her neck to keep those nasty pests off her...

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Funny story: Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to a typographical error in U.S. President Donald Trump's executive calendar, which had intended to schedule him for a half-day mediation session with North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, the two world leaders wound up meditating together for...

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...

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Funny story: Entire Republican party admits to wearing blackface

Entire Republican party admits to wearing blackface

Mitch McConnell, house leader of the Republican party has admitted that on conferences, the entire party dresses in blackface, and often with Indian feathers, too. "We love it," said party member Geoff White. "We're embracing our inner negro. It's...

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Funny story: In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

In Moment of Weakness Pope Tells Trump No Priest Would Have Wanted to Molest Him

Things grew rather heated in the ongoing dispute between Pope Francis and President Donald Trump regarding Trump's proposed border wall, bringing out lesser sides of both parties. The Pope chastised Trump for wanting to seize the historic La Lomit...

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Funny story: Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Progressive congressional Democrats expressed great displeasure at the number of times House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rose to applaud statements by President Donald Trump during his State of the Union address, Tuesday. Not all television cameras were...

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Funny story: Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Railing against the highly popular debate technique named for him, the Devil’s Advocate himself issued a stern warning to would-be players seeking to temporarily take on his identity for the sake of making a point. “The devil don’t play or get pla...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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Funny story: How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

Sitting behind President Donald Trump at the State of the Union speech a year ago were Senate leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan. Every time the president made a point appealing to Republicans, McConnell and Ryan were on their feet, a...

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Funny story: President Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"

President Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"

In what's been called 'a fit of pique', President Donald Trump has spoken of his anger at the way many people, in the media, in the political forum, and beyond, still refer to former leader, Barack Obama, as 'Mr. President'. Mr. Obama, for most of...

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