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Funny story: Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

A 32 year old Bristol man has been arrested after having sex with a lamp and it's shade in a residential area.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected se...

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'

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Funny story: Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital after Royal medical experts said he had contracted a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), Buckingham Palace has announced. It's thought it may be one of the &quo...

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Funny story: Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Sun Exclusive! - Prince Phillip is said to be among the most enthusiastic bidders on the steamy photographs of Carla Bruni, slutty wife to French president Nicolas Sarkozy, which are set to be auctioned at Christie's early next month. Phillip, a...

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Funny story: Beaver Falls, MT Site of First Discount Hoe House, The Hoemporium!

Beaver Falls, MT Site of First Discount Hoe House, The Hoemporium!

As stock prices cascade and the housing market goes to hell, as food and gas costs ejaculate upward, no one could pre-dict what would happen in the high Priced Hoes market.

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Funny story: George Michael to tour U.S. after picking up "Bed, Bath and Beyond" as sponsor

George Michael to tour U.S. after picking up "Bed, Bath and Beyond" as sponsor

London, England - After a four year long successful run in Europe former "Wham!" member, George Michael, plans to cross the pond and play in Canada and the United States, continuing his tour. The decision to extend the tour came when Michae...

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Funny story: Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

You've had enough. I've had enough. It's now always in our faces! How many more sex scandals are ready to be divulged? "Governors, virtually all married, with no affairs under their belts, are just not with the program," says Pe...

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Funny story: New N.Y. Governor Patterson had less sex than previously reported

New N.Y. Governor Patterson had less sex than previously reported

Previous press reports indicating that newly install New York governor David Patterson has had sex over 2,000 times without the company of his wife have proven to be without basis. He actually had far less sex than has been widely publicized in the...

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Funny story: Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, have a released a lovers' guide DVD. The documentary, which they both wrote and star in, shows them demonstrating a number of sexual positions that allow maximum sensation but minimise the risk of conception.

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Funny story: No Satisfaction for Alabama

No Satisfaction for Alabama

In what appears to be a routine case of the minority imposing rules upon the majority, the Alabama legislature may soon find itself before the United States Supreme Court over a law passed almost a decade ago.

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Funny story: Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.

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Funny story: High-Priced Sex Entrepeneurs Tell It All!

High-Priced Sex Entrepeneurs Tell It All!

When XXX-NYS Governor Eliot Spritzer's decade of sexsual sprit-ZING! was sprayed all over the news, Thespoof.com not excluded, high- priced hookers wanted to have their say. Thespoof.cum, sexsual department of the satirical website of a similar n...

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Funny story: Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Cyber Space - After receiving over five million hits, MySpace administrators discovered that Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page was carrying a little more than they bargained for. They discovered it was infected with a computer virus. Everyone who l...

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Funny story: Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints

The sexy BBC newsreader, Kate Silverton, is in trouble with her bosses, after more than 2500 viewers rang the Beeb yesterday afternoon to complain that the vampish presenter's lips were "too pink", and that she was putting many of them off their lunc...

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Funny story: Goat has 'Oats' with Man

Goat has 'Oats' with Man

A goat has been found guilty of lewd behaviour after being caught having sexual intercourse in a shed with a man in Khartoum, Sudan.

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