Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg. In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...
A meeting at Upton Park for Football supporters has decided West Ham will lead the Championship at the end of the year. This all embracing meeting did not invite fans from Southampton, Birmingham or Reading because their views did not coincide wit...
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has said in a moving statement on the club's website that he regrets apologising for his after-match reaction in the Luis Suarez 'racial abuse' case, and now stands by his earlier statement when he claimed that he was...
Irresponsible Scots financier Fred Goodwin has lodged a bid with the club's administrators to buy Rangers. Fred, formerly Sir Fred, said in his shed that he had the funds to rescue the popular Unionist outfit from their current malaise. "I have -...
Arsenal's problems have been exacerbated even further by the FA. They have had their Premier league points tally reduced by 10 points (dix points in French) because the FA decided to penalise them for not playing football, not showing up at the races...
Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.
South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...
London - Of course, bagging the top England job would mean the retired Italian refereeing ace having to give up a reported $2 million per annum Japanese TV job advertising frozen takoyaki** products. "But hey, the FA gotta mucha better multi-milli...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to say sorry to his Liverpool counterpart Kenny Dalglish after scolding him badly last weekend over his apparent protection of Anfield striker Luis Suarez. Ferguson said after the game at Old Trafford...
Fears have arisen today about what would happen if Harry Redknapp, self confessed "ungreediest man in Britain" should encounter his arch nemesis and the most lazy and greediest bastard alive , Carlos Tevez, in the confines of a football stadium.
Manchester United's manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, 70, has shown his first signs of dementia by claiming that Manchester is nearer Barcelona than Madrid! This astonishing geographical error is proof that the 70 year-old Scot should actually have b...
CARLOS TEVEZ has accused Roberto Mancini of treating him 'like a dog' and branded the Manchester City boss 'a liar'. The Argentine returns to City today after three months on strike. He blasted Mancini as he recalled the Champions League game v Ba...
Luis Suarez, the Liverpool striker at the centre of the racist abuse/non-handshake/lack of suitable, meaningful apology scandal, has said in a statement today that he is "sorryish" about the whole affair, and wishes it would all go away. Suarez, 2...
A Suffolk based racist has hit out at Africa Cup of Nations winning side Zambia for 'not fielding any white players'. Mike Stuffer, 60, a semi retired Tax accountant from Bungay is furious that the Zambian national football team is entirely made u...
Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
Following hot on the heels of a grovelling Luis Suarez apology, which some observers have reported as not being totally kosher, Kenny Dalglish has now issued a statement, apologising for remarks he made in a post match interview at Old Trafford, citi...
The Manchester United fanzine, Red Issue, was accused by the media of Scousism today, after it published a cut out and keep Ku Klux Klan mask bearing a 'Luis Suarez is innocent' slogan. For anyone who has been sleeping rough in a skip throughout t...
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