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Funny story: When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

Craven Cottage Live - More about Arsene Wenger later, but for now, suffice to say he stomped towards the dressing rooms at Craven Cottage here tonight in what can only be decribed as a blind fury, as his ten man Arsenal team surrendered a hard won ea...

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Funny story: Andre Villas-Boas Is Definitely On His Way Out

Andre Villas-Boas Is Definitely On His Way Out

It appears that all the speculation surrounding the future of Andre Villas-Boas at Chelsea is true, and that he will be sent packing from Stamford Bridge within the next forty eight hours. The suggestion is that AVB has lost control of the dressin...

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Funny story: Arsenal To Sign Manchester United Legend Eric Cantona

Arsenal To Sign Manchester United Legend Eric Cantona

In keeping with their current policy of signing Premier League legends, Arsenal appear set to top the Thierry Henry coup by signing Manchester United legend, Eric Cantona. A club spokesman said that luring the greatest ever French footballer out o...

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Funny story: Craig Brown says Alex Ferguson is 'too old to retire'

Craig Brown says Alex Ferguson is 'too old to retire'

Craig Brown, the only football manager in the UK older than Sir Alex Ferguson says his old friend is too old to retire. As Fergie entered his 71st year on News Year Eve with a shock home defeat to bottom of the table Blackburn Rovers, his old sas...

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Funny story: Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United. Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible...

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Funny story: Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...

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Funny story: Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...

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Funny story: United Swoop For Suarez After Humiliating Blackburn Home Defeat

United Swoop For Suarez After Humiliating Blackburn Home Defeat

In a desperate bid to shore up his injury stricken squad following a humiliating home defeat to Blackburn Rovers, Sir Alex Ferguson has apparently confirmed that United have signed up Liverpool striker Luis Suarez. This comes as no surprise to ins...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

In the weekly EPL press conference, United boss Sir Fergus was asked whether he thought Spurs were a genuine title contender this season and he replied: "Aye, yes, ohhh definitly laddy, since they started refusing to sell us their best players las...

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Funny story: Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry Nears Arsenal Return - and more old gunners want in

Thierry Henry Nears Arsenal Return - and more old gunners want in

Arsene Wenger has confirmed Thierry Henry will sign a two-month deal to return to Arsenal if insurance agreements can be worked out with New York Red Bulls. Wenger wants Henry to fill the supporting striker void which will be left when Chamakh and...

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Funny story: BBC Tells Football League Fans To "Shove It!"

BBC Tells Football League Fans To "Shove It!"

Fans of Football League clubs have been told to "shove it" after they complained about the lack of BBC coverage over the festive period. Highlights and goal packages from matches in the three leagues below the Premier League are usually shown afte...

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Funny story: Rooney 'Can't Wait' To Play In The Europa League

Rooney 'Can't Wait' To Play In The Europa League

Wayne Rooney put a positive spin on Manchester United's exit from the Champions League telling the waiting press pack he 'can't wait' to play in the Europa League. "Yeah, it's great, I've never played on a Thursday night before - well exciting - when...

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Funny story: Chelsea Players To Show 'Support' For John Terry By Wearing T-Shirts

Chelsea Players To Show 'Support' For John Terry By Wearing T-Shirts

Chelsea players have voted unanimously to wear T-shirts to show their support for team captain John Terry over the current allegations of racism against him. The shirts will show the simple but succinct message: "John Terry Is A Cake". The Blue...

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Funny story: Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...

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Funny story: Sponsorships Take Over Football

Sponsorships Take Over Football

After Newcastle renamed their stadium the Specsavers Stadium, there have been a rash of clubs wanting to follow in their footsteps to earn extra income. From Bolton's Odour-Eaters Stadium to Ipswich's Anusol Arena, the high street has finally come to...

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Funny story: "Blackburn Rovers Fans Are All Stupid B*st*rds" Claims Burnley Fan

"Blackburn Rovers Fans Are All Stupid B*st*rds" Claims Burnley Fan

Fanatical Burnley FC supporter, Tommy Dobson sparked outrage today when he he described fans of fierce local rivals, Blackburn Rovers, as: "Stupid bastards." The remark was sparked by Sky TV coverage of the Blackburn Rovers v Bolton Wanderers rele...

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