Omaha, Nebraska - America's frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs. "At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean Ti...
Margie Phelps, daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and spokesperson of the group, took to Twitter today to announce that the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket a fundraiser in honor of Hillary Clinton. "Westboro will picket...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump was watching CNN when a news bulletin came on stating that Anderson Cooper, the host of Anderson Cooper 360 had just announced that he was gay. Cooper said that he had wanted to come out of the closet six years ago but tha...
ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...
Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon? 2:03 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'? 2:07 p.m. President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen? 2:10 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya...
If you want to find a good parallel to the verbal miscues of the U.S. President, you may want to look at Mayor Thomas "Mumbles" Menino of Boston. He slays the names of the hometown team players. Now for the second time in a week, President Obama h...
The weeklong crisis involving Pizza Hut, President Obama, some expired coupons and the United Nations has ended thanks to the intervention of former Monkeys drummer Mickey Dolenz. Talks between President and Pizza Hut had at one stage collapsed co...
President Barack Obama came to Boston one day after the trade of Kevin Youkilis to the Chicago White Sox. Mr. Obama may be in a tough re-election this year when every vote will be important in November. No vote can be taken for granted. With th...
Talks between President and Pizza Hut collapsed completely late last night as both sides resorted to name calling and threats of legal action as the ongoing crisis entered its sixth day, prompting the United Nations to declare an emergency and appoin...
SAGINAW, Michigan - Mitt Romney traveled to Saginaw to pay a visit to an old high school friend McMillan E. Figglefox. The Political Salad Bar News Agency had reported that Romney had become somewhat upset with his long time friend. It appears...
Due to results of recent poles, Barack Obama during his weekly "Chat with the Nation," appealed to all Democratic and Independent voters that still retain both kidneys, to sell one kidney, and donate the money to his presidential campaign. He stat...
Crisis talks resumed last night between the President and Pizza Hut over the delivery of a family sized pizza and a bottle of a cola, talks have now entered their third day and there still seems there is no resolution. The stumbling block it seems...
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...
WASHINGTON, DC-Known as the "Angry People" representing all angry people across the USA, a group of 34 men and women marched on Washington this morning, stomping their feet, looking vexed and shaking their fists. The protestors demanded that l...
A crisis was today declared after negations between President Obama and Pizza Hut broke down late last night after the two parties failed to agree on a unilateral delivery schedule and validity of coupons the President found in the kitchen drawer, th...
The culture of "Don't Snitch" that has blighted African American neighborhoods, where citizens refuse to cooperate with law enforcement or authority, either due to fear or a misconceived fear of the law has at last crept into our constitution, thanks...
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