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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story: Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex. "We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuri...

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Funny story: Sharp Shooter Sarah "Annie Oakley" Palin Uses Shot Gun Skills to Arrange Daughter's Wedding

Sharp Shooter Sarah "Annie Oakley" Palin Uses Shot Gun Skills to Arrange Daughter's Wedding

Wedding arrangements in Alaska where there is a definite shortage of womenfolk often involve luring the ladies from the south forty eight. When there is a native Alaskan lass... the males in rut are often beating down the door. This may explai...

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Funny story: Evangelicals Stick McCain with a Pregnant Teen and a Hit Woman!

Evangelicals Stick McCain with a Pregnant Teen and a Hit Woman!

People close to McCain, told TheSpoof.com that the candidate hoped to have a friend by his side as he navigated the difficult final weeks of the campaign and hopefully into his term as President. A VP like his Jewish buddy Democrat Joe Lieberman who...

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Funny story: Bush VP cheney Tells Palin What a Veep Does All day and... All Night

Bush VP cheney Tells Palin What a Veep Does All day and... All Night

When asked about her plans as McCain's Vice President, VPiLF candie Sarah Palin told reporters and TheSpoof.com that first she had to find out what a Veep did all day. Republican Vice Dick "Faceshooter" Cheney gave the small town Mayor a call to outline his daily duties: 6am : Climb into the coffin with earth from Transylvania till sun goes down 8pm : Climb out of coffin as night falls 8:...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...

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Funny story: Palin Confesses: I will be submissive to my husband (Ephesians 6:6)

Palin Confesses: I will be submissive to my husband (Ephesians 6:6)

Evangelical fundamentalist Christian, Sarah Palin has told the Christian conservatives of the US of A that she will follow the Biblical model for family into her job as John Mccain's Vice. The former small town beauty queen and mayor has pledged...

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Funny story: Pro- Choice, Anti-Gun Women Flock to Weapon- Happy and No Choice Sarah Palin Because She has a Vajayjay!

Pro- Choice, Anti-Gun Women Flock to Weapon- Happy and No Choice Sarah Palin Because She has a Vajayjay!

The Mccain wager has payed off! American women have no real allegiance to thought or ideals. All they want is a candidate with a cunt and Sarah Palin has become their gal! Hillary had the inside track for awhile and that made US lady voters appea...

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Funny story: Dan Qualyle Pronounces Sarah Palin a Hot Potato!

Dan Qualyle Pronounces Sarah Palin a Hot Potato!

Elder Bush failed speller and VP candie, Dan Quayle known by all to be no Jack Kennedy has declared McCain's vice a real hot potato. Old man Bush finds the proclamation ironic since he chose Quayle because of his purported attractiveness to women...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristol Pregnant With John McCain's Baby

Delegates arriving at the Republican convention in St Paul were rocked on their heels today, when the news broke that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant, and unmarried as well! There were gasps as the word was...

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Funny story: The Wrong Palin

The Wrong Palin

Senator John McCain has admitted that he has hired the wrong Palin to be his running mate. A top secret memo, leaked by Coldpost.com shows that the man who would be President wanted Micheal Palin, of Monty Python fame, rather than Sarah Palin (no...

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Funny story: So she's his daughter?

So she's his daughter?

Juneau-Her, Al-Ask-Her - (Raving Bonkers Mess): John McCain met his running mate's mother just once. Anchorage forensic genealogical sources reckon they have matched Sarah Palin's DNA to Hillary Clinton. "It was just a drunken, seedy one night...

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Funny story: John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - John McCain and Sarah Palin have been admitted to a clinic for the treatment of their sex addiction. "They haven't been able to keep their hands off each other since he named her his running mate," said an anonymous senio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin picked as USA president's running mate because of family connections

Sarah Palin picked as USA president's running mate because of family connections

Presidential hopeful John McCain has picked Sarah Palin because of her British family connections. In a statement issued today, the office of John McCain said: "We felt Sarah Palin's relationship with a brother who has direct access to an impor...

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Funny story: Palin Tells Fish and Wildlife: "Polar Bears aren't endangered, they're just whiners!"

Palin Tells Fish and Wildlife: "Polar Bears aren't endangered, they're just whiners!"

Sarah Palin, Governor of a lot of land, animals and less than 1 million people testified before the Fish and Wildlife division of the Department of the Interior that despite numerous reports from highly qualified wildlife researchers, she believes th...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin, the newly chosen running mate to Senator John McCain is to release a video demonstrating how she kept her incredible shape during her last pregnancy. Despite her fifth child weighing in at over 6lbs, Palin showed no visible signs of p...

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