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Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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Funny story: Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...

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Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

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Funny story: Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Trump Advises Netanyahu on Avoiding Prison

Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel's Prime Minister, faces a possible trial on charges of bribery, fraud and corruption after his attorney general announced that he would file for an indictment. Seeking advice from someone who's been there, he reached out to...

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Funny story: Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Washington - At a recent Congressional hearing, Republican Paul Gosar, who once said that climate change isn't real because of "photosynthesis", watched in horror as Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez asked former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pertin...

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Funny story: Man wishes people would take his complaints seriously, like they do that Mr Trump

Man wishes people would take his complaints seriously, like they do that Mr Trump

Brick Mandelay, 47, is bitterly complaining, again. "God, I have so many things to complain about," said the cossetted and really very lucky middle-aged chap. "I wake up in the morning, and I have to go to work, where everyone is a bit of a prick,...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

Trump Calls Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff: "Two Jerks And A Squirt"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump arrived to a hero’s welcome today at CPAC. Thousands, maybe millions, of his most ardent supporters were there to cheer him. When he called Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Adam Schiff, “Two Jerks and a Squirt," chants of...

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Funny story: A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

According to evidence gathered by Politico, Mother Jones Magazine, and the New York Times, and corroborated by TMZ and Eddy’s Weekly Shopper, the failure of the United States and North Korea to reach an agreement has little to do with a quid pro quo...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Executive Order Forming "The Comedy Police"

Trump Issues Executive Order Forming "The Comedy Police"

President Trump today went before the cameras in the White House to announce a new police strike force. He claims its main purpose will be to defend him against collusion between the left and SNL. "Today I'm taking action against factions who wou...

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Funny story: Trump's latest notion.

Trump's latest notion.

Donald Trump's latest idea to help keep out alien invaders and drug smugglers from Mexico, is quite novel, an absolutely splendid idea with support coming from many quarters. Stocking the Rio Grande with alligators, hippos and piranhas should definit...

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Funny story: Nation Within Range of Unhinged Lunatic’s Nukes Says it's “Pretty Sure Trump Paid Porn Star”

Nation Within Range of Unhinged Lunatic’s Nukes Says it's “Pretty Sure Trump Paid Porn Star”

Washington - An entire country, under immediate danger from a completely deranged madman with an arsenal of nuclear missiles capable of taking out tens of millions of people, found itself glued to the television set as Michael Cohen, former lawyer an...

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Funny story: President Trump's Wall Is Finished

President Trump's Wall Is Finished

Sources at the White House have said that President Donald Trump's controversial wall at the US/Mexican border is finished. It's not clear what's meant by this, however. It could be 'finished' in the sense that, the wall has, during recent week...

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Funny story: Trump to Star in Spaghetti Western Remakes

Trump to Star in Spaghetti Western Remakes

Italian film director Sergio Leone III, the grandson of the fabled creator of Spaghetti Westerns, and with a promising future in his own right, has signed Donald Trump to the Clint Eastwood role in the remakes of three 1960s classic Leone films. Trum...

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Funny story: Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

We are pleased to pass along another report from the hacker group Dark Overbored, using wait-personnel in Hanoi at The Melia Hotel. At their private dinner, following hugs, handclasps, sighs, and beaming faces, the two leaders talked of how the be...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett Update: Trump Supporters Shocked at Spectacle of Entertainer Lying to the Public

Jussie Smollett Update: Trump Supporters Shocked at Spectacle of Entertainer Lying to the Public

Chicago - Television star Jussie Smollett was arrested Thursday and charged with lying to the public and law enforcement about an alleged attack which two brothers from Nigeria apparently helped him set up. Reaction was swift from the people on so...

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Funny story: Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Hanoi, Vietnam, President Donald Trump was so impressed by the luxurious, fortified train that brought North Korea's Kim Jong-un to the Hanoi Summit, that he has canceled the U. S.-Mexico border wall, opting instead for construction of his own stream...

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