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Funny story: Army Anxious About New Positions Available

Army Anxious About New Positions Available

January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens splits with boyfriend after nude scandal

Vanessa Hudgens splits with boyfriend after nude scandal

AMSTERDAM-High school musical start Vanessa Hudgens has split up with boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron.

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Funny story: Top fashion statement in 2007 - Bilawal Bhutto's 'perfectly' waxed eyebrows

Top fashion statement in 2007 - Bilawal Bhutto's 'perfectly' waxed eyebrows

In today's highly fashion-conscious world where hirsute women drop thousands of dollars at hair-waxing salons to get their upper lips, chins and bushy brows deforested, Bilawal Bhutto's waxed eyebrows have topped the fashion...

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Funny story: EU Vagina Tax

EU Vagina Tax

Following EU plans to tax male members next year, women will not escape as their bits are going to be measured too. Forms are, as we speak, being prepared in Brussels ready for the Tax year 2008 and girls over 16 years of age, will face a 'Hole T...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker...

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Funny story: Can the Country Afford Mike Huckabee as President?

Can the Country Afford Mike Huckabee as President?

Literally! Can the United States afford Mike Huckabee as President?...

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Funny story: US to provide Pakistan with special armored cars to protect Opposition leaders

US to provide Pakistan with special armored cars to protect Opposition leaders

The untimely and horrific death of Benazir Bhutto has forced the US administration to review its failed foreign policy.

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Funny story: 'Comical Ali' alive and well in Pakistan - reborn as (Brig. retd.) Javed Iqbal Cheema. Offered big bucks to write one-liners for Jay Leno

'Comical Ali' alive and well in Pakistan - reborn as (Brig. retd.) Javed Iqbal Cheema. Offered big bucks to write one-liners for Jay Leno

Following the 'silliness' stand-still caused by the recent writer's strike in Hollywood comes word of the resurgence of Saddam Hussein's tribesman, Comical Ali. One of the main jokers in the US's infamous "D...

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Funny story: NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.

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Funny story: Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.

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Funny story: Police Rob Children!

Police Rob Children!

In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.

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Funny story: Banjo sales remain constant

Banjo sales remain constant

The world trade in Banjos has not improved for the seventieth year in a row.

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Funny story: Bush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska

Bush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska

Pornography claims against George W. Bush, president of the United States made earlier in the week has been confirmed.

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Funny story: Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Mount Vernon, Illinois (IPP) - A Mount Vernon Boy Scout Troop that recently built a replica of a NASA rocket has become the first humans to land on Mars.

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Funny story: Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.

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Funny story: Kucinich Vows to Stop Bullying

Kucinich Vows to Stop Bullying

Dennis Kucinich, with a surprising move today, threatened to pull out of the Democratic presidential campaign if his critics didn't stop making fun of him.

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Funny story: Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.

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