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Funny story: Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough. The orgy, featuring all of the 15 housemates apart from despised black activist Alex, sta...

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Funny story: BB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget

BB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget

Fresh controversy for the troubled C4 programme 'Big Brother' has hit the front pages today as it was revealed that Italian lawyer Rima Pudendi, 23, had sex with the supposed controller on the show, 'Big Brother' itself.

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Funny story: Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Researchers from U of Colorado, Princeton and Sun devil ASU captured male barn swallows in New Jersey before the mating season. They then took a red magic marker and enhanced the males' chests. Apparently female barn swallows get really hot for r...

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Funny story: IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

Los Alamos, New Mexico - The new IBM Roadrunner supercomputer (capable of making 1,000 trillion calculations per second), can do in a day what it would take every man and woman on the planet working around the clock seven days a week over 40 years to...

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Funny story: Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.

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Funny story: "Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

"Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

Washington, DC - In a report released today from the Department of Transportation (DOT) on the traffic patters of cougars stalking their prey on company time, it found that 9 out 10 females that they surveyed, who claimed that they were having sex in...

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Funny story: Vice as Nice!

Vice as Nice!

Mark Clitheroe, a 43 year male from Leyland, Lancashire has been given an official police caution after he was discovered having sex with a workbench vice.

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Funny story: Same Sex marriage legalised

Same Sex marriage legalised

"I have been having the same sex all through our marriage. Yes it's boring but now it's legal' said Duwayne Barton , 43. "I am delighted."...

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Funny story: Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

It was an unlikely alliance: Mary Smyth, the 19 year old college student who recently lost her virginity in the back of a rusty 1964 Volkswagen Beetle meeting and falling in love with used car salesman Jim Browne who lost the...

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Funny story: Masochists going soft

Masochists going soft

With lined handcuffs such as these now available at various Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism retail outlets, it is clear that a new generation of very soft masochists are coming of age.

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Funny story: 'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...

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Funny story: Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.

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Funny story: Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

Chinese man Lu Zer took drastic steps to avoid having to indulge in sexual adventures with his best friends sister's cousin after a surprise double date went horribly wrong.

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Funny story: Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately pun...

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Funny story: My secret to sex success - Peter Stringfellow reveals all!

My secret to sex success - Peter Stringfellow reveals all!

Peter Stringfellow, nightclub owner and mullet aficionado has finally revealed his secret to bedding so many good looking women.

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Funny story: Chile and Ecuador plan bilateral shagfest

Chile and Ecuador plan bilateral shagfest

Santiago, Chile - (Rabis Ass Mess): The UN's cultural and developmental division is said to be gobsmacked following news from Chile and Ecuador about massive government investment into citizens' sombre sex lives.

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Funny story: Patch Makes Babes Horny

Patch Makes Babes Horny

Scentuelle produces & sells a paste-on patch containing fragrances that are said to increase libidinous thoughts for ladies who've lost that groove thing. In addition, buyers are treated to e-mail follow-ups from the company that suggest naughty...

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