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Funny story: McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Kissed My Dick

Sarah Palin Kissed My Dick

It was 1984 - Wasilla, when former beauty queen and future Vice-President Sarah Palin kissed my dick. Hot girl had just won the Miss Wasilla Pageant and we were partying. I didn't know Sarah that well, had kinda seen her round and was friends with...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

John McCain's Republican running mate Sarah Palin has told friends back in Alaska that she has the perfect foil against spoof writer Warren Redlich and his stories about her - nude photos of him! Mrs Palin said she had had Mr Redlich 'staked-out'...

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Funny story: Palin Rocks Minneapolis

Palin Rocks Minneapolis

The comedian Sarah Palin has successfully completed the final show in her one-night tour at the Republican National Convention, notorious for its often frosty receptions. Palin managed to win the rowdy crowd over(complete with pink fur-lined stets...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie

Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie

Los Angeles - (Lipstick Pitbull Bitch Mess): Hollywood actress Sandra Bollox said today that the 2000 smash-hit movie Miss Congenital Liar was loosely based on Sarah Palin's own 1984 Miss Alaska award. Palin, 44, was sponsored by the Wasilla Gay A...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Change Surname To Avoid Ridiculous Confusion With Ex-Monty Python Star

Sarah Palin To Change Surname To Avoid Ridiculous Confusion With Ex-Monty Python Star

Sarah Palin, the running mate of Republican White House hopeful John McCain, is to change her surname to avoid any further confusion with the ex-Monty Python comedian, Michael Palin. Hundreds of writers all over the world have drawn the logical, i...

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Funny story: Sarah Palins Husband suffers Stroke, Penis Implant Found!

Sarah Palins Husband suffers Stroke, Penis Implant Found!

HNN NEWS Husband of Governor Sarah Palin, Todd Palin is reported to have suffered a stroke earlier today which has rendered his right side completely paralysed. All was well for the Palins until an x-ray of Mr Palins 'lower half' was 'accidentally' l...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' teacher Deborah Morse gay naked porno internet videos posted

Sarah Palin and 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' teacher Deborah Morse gay naked porno internet videos posted

Juneau, Alaska - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sarah Palin: GOP femme fatale or poster child for Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club? That is the FBI's top worry as a cache of gay naked porno videos featuring Sarah Palin in flagrente delicto with 'Bong Hits 4 Jesu...

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Funny story: Palin's Four Month Old Daughter, Fathered By McCain Gives Speech of Her Lifetime at RNC

Palin's Four Month Old Daughter, Fathered By McCain Gives Speech of Her Lifetime at RNC

Without saying a word, Sarah Palin's 4 month old daughter kept up till midnight communicated volumes to the million or two half watching the Republican National Convention. Viewers rapidly turned channels as polygamist Big City Rudy Giuliani trie...

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Funny story: Palin's Hubbie Invented the Snowcone Machine!

Palin's Hubbie Invented the Snowcone Machine!

RNC cheerleaders celebrated the fact that the Repub Candie VPilf's husband was the original inventor of the classic children's toy: The Snowcone machine! Mr Palin on the verge of becoming the second lady was thrust into the national spotlight ini...

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Funny story: Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Amid party concern that John McCain's sputtering campaign had lost all chance of triumphing in November by his selection of former beauty queen, Alaskan governor and 'Troopergate' star Sarah Palin, Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who caucuses with the...

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Funny story: Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

More Republican delegates in the Twin cities RNC remembered Roy Rogers and Dale Evans as the greatest American first couple than knew the name of the last Republican in the White House. That is probably the reason why the seriously white and seni...

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Funny story: Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

I'll trade you one Willie Mays for one Jackie Robinson. Some of you guys around 60 can remember those exciting baseball days when the Yankees kept beating the Dodgers in the Series and it was common to throw cards against a wall to win the other guys...

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Funny story: Alaska Secedes From The Union

Alaska Secedes From The Union

Juneau AK-- The forty-ninth state abruptly seceded from the United States today. The Alaskan state legislature voted unanimously to leave the union. Sarah Palin will be sworn in as the first president of the Republic of Alaska in a noontime ceremony...

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Funny story: McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

In yet another incredible combination and permutation to the McCain- Sarah Palin- Bristol Palin soap opera, Republican candie Johnny McC appears to have fathered with arm candy VP candie Sarah Palin. But that child was really the fetus from Mccai...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with Vancouver Canucks!

Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with Vancouver Canucks!

DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed 'Redneck" and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin's soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks. Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, "We're ti...

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Funny story: Governor Sarah Palin Withdraws Nomination

Governor Sarah Palin Withdraws Nomination

Like a passenger trying to fly economy, carrying too much baggage and unable to afford the extra baggage fees at check in, Sarah Palin is withdrawing her nomination for the Republican office of Vice-president of the United States, cuzz no way that Mc...

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