Reports leaked to the press this afternoon from anonymous sources within the White House confirm that President Barack Obama received a late night email last night from God. They confirm that this was not the first time. According to the source...
ASHTABULA, Ohio - Mitt Romney has reportedly confided to one of his closest aide's that the time has come for him to finally make a decision regarding his much talked about hairdo. Romney said that his very close friend and fellow Republican Ann "...
WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected. "Public executions are the answer...
TOLDEO, Ohio - Mitt Romney, who has repeatedly stated that he does not appreciate being called a "Flip Flopper" has just issued a statement regarding President Obama asking that he release his income tax returns for the past five years. "Old Mitte...
As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit." With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that she was not...
Washington DC: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced on the Senate floor "the word is out" that a high placed White House source had confided she knew where President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden.
SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate. BOFM director, Loxley E...
Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
Long Island - It's been likened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Redemption directive of non-involvement in Klingon High Council secret ops to oust a tricky Romulan impostor. This weekend a cabal of Dem oil and gas tycoons meeting at The Hamptons' ver...
Rajon Rondo tweeted the other day that he is going to a $5000-per-brick fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Some fans may be quite surprised at this turn of the screw, as Obama banks another one off the backboard. Two years ago Rondo went to...
The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney's past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate's goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney: 1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip. 2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...
BILLINGSGATE POST - The San Francisco Chapter of Dykes on Bikes announced today that they were joining with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in endorsing President Obama in the November election. In 1976, a small group of women motorcyclists ga...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...
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