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Funny story: God: "Barack, I gave you Ryan, I gave you Aiken, I gave you a hurricane in Tampa! Geeesh!"

God: "Barack, I gave you Ryan, I gave you Aiken, I gave you a hurricane in Tampa! Geeesh!"

Reports leaked to the press this afternoon from anonymous sources within the White House confirm that President Barack Obama received a late night email last night from God. They confirm that this was not the first time. According to the source...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney To Take Ann Coulter's Advice and Shave His Head

Mitt Romney To Take Ann Coulter's Advice and Shave His Head

ASHTABULA, Ohio - Mitt Romney has reportedly confided to one of his closest aide's that the time has come for him to finally make a decision regarding his much talked about hairdo. Romney said that his very close friend and fellow Republican Ann "...

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Funny story: Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected. "Public executions are the answer...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says His Tax Returns Are Nobody's Business Because He Isn't Running For Political Office (Oops!)

Mitt Romney Says His Tax Returns Are Nobody's Business Because He Isn't Running For Political Office (Oops!)

TOLDEO, Ohio - Mitt Romney, who has repeatedly stated that he does not appreciate being called a "Flip Flopper" has just issued a statement regarding President Obama asking that he release his income tax returns for the past five years. "Old Mitte...

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Funny story: Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit." With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...

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Funny story: Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that she was not...

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Funny story: October Surprise Anticipated

October Surprise Anticipated

Washington DC: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced on the Senate floor "the word is out" that a high placed White House source had confided she knew where President Obama's birth, passport and Harvard Law School records were hidden.

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Funny story: Many Mormons Are Upset At Mitt Romney's Running Mate Choice

Many Mormons Are Upset At Mitt Romney's Running Mate Choice

SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate. BOFM director, Loxley E...

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Funny story: A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...

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Funny story: NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

Long Island - It's been likened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Redemption directive of non-involvement in Klingon High Council secret ops to oust a tricky Romulan impostor. This weekend a cabal of Dem oil and gas tycoons meeting at The Hamptons' ver...

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Funny story: Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rajon Rondo tweeted the other day that he is going to a $5000-per-brick fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Some fans may be quite surprised at this turn of the screw, as Obama banks another one off the backboard. Two years ago Rondo went to...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney's past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate's goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has...

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Funny story: Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney: 1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip. 2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...

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Funny story: Dykes On Bikes And Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Endorse President Obama

Dykes On Bikes And Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Endorse President Obama

BILLINGSGATE POST - The San Francisco Chapter of Dykes on Bikes announced today that they were joining with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in endorsing President Obama in the November election. In 1976, a small group of women motorcyclists ga...

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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Running For President

Roseanne Barr Running For President

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...

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Funny story: President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...

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