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Funny story: Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Finds Jack the Ripper Killed Benazir Bhutto

Scotland Yard Finds Jack the Ripper Killed Benazir Bhutto

ISLAMABAD (FMLiveWire) - Scotland Yard has announced that after exhaustive investigation, it's detectives have concluded that the notorious Jack the Ripper assassinated Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan, although this finding raises more questions than...

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Funny story: Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Continued rising house prices and falling lending confidence has led struggling mortgage lender Northern Rock to propose a new approach for its recovery. The recommendation is for new mortgage schemes to allow Londoners to apply for buy-to-let mortga...

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Funny story: Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

Dynamic duo and film stars Wallace & Gromit have been arrested and held in custody following a fire that destroyed much of the Royal Marsden Hospital in London today.

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Funny story: Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Minas Tirith - One of the remaining nations with troops on the ground in Iraq announced today the withdrawal of its forces there.

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Funny story: Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Kaiser Chiefs drummer Nick Hodgson has stunned the entertainment world by confessing he cannot use both his sticks at the same time.

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Funny story: Lovers Escape Parent's Wrath

Lovers Escape Parent's Wrath

Young teenage lovers ran away with each other in an attempt to escape the wrath of a parent who loathed the love they share.

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Funny story: London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

The spate of recent knife attacks in London - which culminated in the murders of three people on New Year's Eve - has elevated the capital to second in a league table of the most dangerous places in Britain, Home Office figures revealed today.

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Funny story: Inspector Clouseau Helping Authorities in Kenya

Inspector Clouseau Helping Authorities in Kenya

NAIROBI, Kenya -- As a result of Pakistan reaching out to Scotland Yard for help, Kenyan authorities have decided to do likewise.

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Funny story: Pakistan seeks Scotland Yard's help in solving Bhutto death. Sherlock Holmes techniques to be used in resolving whodunit!

Pakistan seeks Scotland Yard's help in solving Bhutto death. Sherlock Holmes techniques to be used in resolving whodunit!

RAWALPINDI - PAKISTAN - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson and Inspector Lestrade arrived in Pakistan yesterday where they will head the investigation into Benazir Bhutto's sudden death.

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Funny story: Florists suspect Serial Killers!

Florists suspect Serial Killers!

With the growing trend of leaving bouquets at the scene, in tribute to fatalities, it has been discovered that some florists may be deliberately killing off people in order to boost sales.

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Funny story: Pakistan Govt. solves Bhutto murder. 'Car Wars' race caused driver of white Fiat Uno to collide with Bhutto's Toyota Land Cruiser then blow himself up. Hillary Clinton calls it 'vast right wing conspiracy'.

Pakistan Govt. solves Bhutto murder. 'Car Wars' race caused driver of white Fiat Uno to collide with Bhutto's Toyota Land Cruiser then blow himself up. Hillary Clinton calls it 'vast right wing conspiracy'.

ISLAMABAD, FLIP-FLOP-ISTAN...

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Funny story: Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Claims His Wives are Ready for White House

Mitt Romney Claims His Wives are Ready for White House

Salt Lake City, Utah (IPP) - Mitt Romney says his wives are ready for the big move to the White House. He has promised that he and his wives will not bring disgrace to the Oval Office.

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Funny story: Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Feuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!

Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates a...

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Funny story: Bhutto tragedy: Musharraf says his head hangs in shame

Bhutto tragedy: Musharraf says his head hangs in shame

La-Whore: Pakistan's self-proclaimed President and Supreme Commander of All Things Pakistani, Pervez Musharraf today conceded defeat to the prying eyes of the "restless" media and accepted that he "should've done a better job&q...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay

Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay

Yes, you heard it here first, Britney Spears is putting her children up for auction to the highest bidder on EBay.

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