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Funny story: College Student "Probably Playing With Himself in There"

College Student "Probably Playing With Himself in There"

Overley College freshman Bill Joeleton has "just about had it" with his roommate, Dave Forsart and his "constant hanging of a tie on the door." Joelton explained that the two of them agreed to hang a tie on the doorknob when eithe...

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Funny story: Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game

Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game

Nintendo proudly announced its newest Addition to its popular top selling Wii gaming system Thursday.

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Funny story: Queen To Have Sex

Queen To Have Sex

Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.

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Funny story: Tongue Orchids are Seducers , Scientists Say

Tongue Orchids are Seducers , Scientists Say

Scientists agree that the Tongue Orchid uses it fragrance and pollen to attract bees who then help with pollination.

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is

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Funny story: Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

Russia cannot replace its dead and so officials in the former Soviet Union have been trying to remedy the situation with government initiatives.

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.

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Funny story: Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...

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Funny story: Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.

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Funny story: Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...

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Funny story: Women have same effect as Viagra

Women have same effect as Viagra

New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.

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Funny story: Prom date doesn't put out. Legal action taken.

Prom date doesn't put out. Legal action taken.

Savannah, Georgia - What began as a hopeful night for Jim Sloan, ended in total disappointment. Jim had asked Nancy Carlisle to prom in hopes that, given Nancy's reputation, he would "totally get some". But after much anticipation and m...

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Funny story: Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

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Funny story: Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Normally sex and animation don't mix. But with the success of the Jack Black bestiality and violence cartoon Kung Fu Panda paving the way, Pixar heads back into theaters this week with WALL-E,...

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Funny story: Threesome a success says 3 CSU students

Threesome a success says 3 CSU students

Fort Collins, CO - On Wednesday night at 8:15 p.m., CSU students Vicki Bell, Damon Thompson, and Reginald Bale successfully initiated and completed a threesome.

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Funny story: iPhone or iPorn?

iPhone or iPorn?

CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...

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Funny story: Pregnancy Pact "Fast Times" at Gloucester High causes "The Perfect Storm" of controversy

Pregnancy Pact "Fast Times" at Gloucester High causes "The Perfect Storm" of controversy

Gloucester, Massachusetts - Once known for the small Catholic coastal town that lost a commercial fishing boat crew to a perfect storm, Gloucester, Massachusetts, will now forever be known for the birthplace of the pregnancy pact.

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