Overley College freshman Bill Joeleton has "just about had it" with his roommate, Dave Forsart and his "constant hanging of a tie on the door." Joelton explained that the two of them agreed to hang a tie on the doorknob when eithe...
Nintendo proudly announced its newest Addition to its popular top selling Wii gaming system Thursday.
Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.
Scientists agree that the Tongue Orchid uses it fragrance and pollen to attract bees who then help with pollination.
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is
Russia cannot replace its dead and so officials in the former Soviet Union have been trying to remedy the situation with government initiatives.
You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry.
Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.
Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...
New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.
Savannah, Georgia - What began as a hopeful night for Jim Sloan, ended in total disappointment. Jim had asked Nancy Carlisle to prom in hopes that, given Nancy's reputation, he would "totally get some". But after much anticipation and m...
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
(La La Land, CA) - Normally sex and animation don't mix. But with the success of the Jack Black bestiality and violence cartoon Kung Fu Panda paving the way, Pixar heads back into theaters this week with WALL-E,...
Fort Collins, CO - On Wednesday night at 8:15 p.m., CSU students Vicki Bell, Damon Thompson, and Reginald Bale successfully initiated and completed a threesome.
CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...
Gloucester, Massachusetts - Once known for the small Catholic coastal town that lost a commercial fishing boat crew to a perfect storm, Gloucester, Massachusetts, will now forever be known for the birthplace of the pregnancy pact.
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