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Funny story: Hi There Magazine Wins Sarah Palin Baby War!

Hi There Magazine Wins Sarah Palin Baby War!

After a week of tense and sometimes aggressive negotiations Hi There! Magazine has beaten out other high priced bidders and won the right to not publish pictures of Sarah Palins' baby. "It was the highest prices I've ever seen," said a magazine i...

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Funny story: Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Reports came out that more people were murdered in Barack Obama's Chicago than U.S. soldiers have died in Iraq and Afghanistan this summer. There were a record 125 murders in Chicago. A CBS affiliated station reported that in fact the number of mu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Campaign by Snowmobile

Sarah Palin to Campaign by Snowmobile

Anchorage - Sarah Palin has convinced John McCain to campaign for the presidency by snowmobile. While winter may soon set in for the election run in Alaska and the northern states the election gambit may be more difficult to play out in the southern...

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Funny story: Moose Experience Important To Voters

Moose Experience Important To Voters

A recent Gallup poll indicates that many Americans are concerned about a presidential or vice presidential candidate's knowledge and experience with moose. A surprising 84% of respondents said that the extent of a candidate's moose hunting experience...

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Funny story: Palin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com

Palin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com

Michael Palin is set to play self-proclaimed pitbull-with-lipstick Sarah 'Hockey Mom' Palin in a new romantic comedy based on her life. The film, to be titled "Before the Lipstick" will be directed by Richard Curtis, and will reunite Palin and Jamie...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Fertility Scares Republicans

Sarah Palin's Fertility Scares Republicans

Washington - Republicans are worried that super fertile Sarah Palin may become pregnant again at the drop-of-a-hat while on the campaign trail. Body guards have been appointed to keep virile men at bay, at least six feet away, and guard against erran...

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Funny story: Palin Makes Afghan Combat Jump, Pisses Off Oprah!

Palin Makes Afghan Combat Jump, Pisses Off Oprah!

Somewhere in Afghanistan/Reuters - VP Candidate Sarah Palin continued to wow US voters as she made an unannounced jump into a Special Forces base camp here in the foothills between Afghanistan and the Taliban route to Pakistan. She was immediately...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...

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Funny story: Palin's Wasilla Bible Church Changes Gays into...Teen Parents!

Palin's Wasilla Bible Church Changes Gays into...Teen Parents!

Researchers have long sought to understand the causes of sexual orientation. Why one person is straight, another gay and still another a Mormon... The Wasilla Bible Church of Wasilla, Alaska, Repub candie VPilf Sarah Palin's church for the last six y...

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Funny story: Sexy Woman! Moose Hunting And Stew Might Lead To White House For Sarah Palin

Sexy Woman! Moose Hunting And Stew Might Lead To White House For Sarah Palin

Respectable New York City publisher Random House has secured the rights to Sarah Palin's collection of moose stories, read to her from birth to 4-years old by her father, Charles Heath ('Chuck') and then read together with her dad until she was 12. A...

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Funny story: Spelling Mistakes

Spelling Mistakes

In a shock revelation, a spelling mistake has been revealed in the running Vice President, Sarah Palin's name. Records show that her names is actually Sarah Plain. It is an easy mistake to make, the A and the L were put in in reverse order on her...

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Funny story: Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging

Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging

Well, we could have told you, "I told you so!" So. we'll say it now. "I told you so!" So, here it is in all its breadth of titillation. After John McCain had delivered his acceptance speech last night in St. Paul as the Republican Party's candidat...

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Funny story: Sexual tension Between Palin and Obama Breaks Out in a Freedom Kiss!

Sexual tension Between Palin and Obama Breaks Out in a Freedom Kiss!

Many observers commented that Sarah Palin's RNC routine had its greatest zippedy doo da when she was thinking about attacking metrosexual Barack Obama. Similarly, when Obama rebutted Sarah Plain N Bifocaled's zingers he seemed to be licking his chops...

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Funny story: Like Bristol Palin, Repub Demographics Celebrate Christian Teenie Moms, Like Bristol Palin

Like Bristol Palin, Repub Demographics Celebrate Christian Teenie Moms, Like Bristol Palin

The negative growth population of the Republican party looks like the results from the Italian census.Thet haven't replaced their dead, and that's counting the walking dead and the undead, since 1984! So the baby boom inside the blooming bellie...

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Funny story: Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

LALALAND - HOLLYWOOD - Self-proclaimed political pundit and not-so-great actress Annette (who?) Benning, pilloried John McCain's veep choice of Sarah Palin and claimed that Hillary supporters would not rush en masse to vote for her "simply because sh...

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Funny story: Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has admitted that he has tried to buy photos over the internet that show the Republican party's Sarah Palin in her birthday suit. Kissinger was speaking to the BBC's Emily Maitlis at the Republican conv...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin, whats right with America

Sarah Palin, whats right with America

Sarah Palin today gave her acceptance speech today to the Republican Nation Convention. Palin was chosen by the McCain's camp not to win over the disgruntled Hillary supporters and the evangelical Right Wing, not to be an experienced Ready stand in for the country in case McCain's dies, but because she is hot. You see in America Qualification and the needs of the Country pale in comparison to...

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