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Funny story: A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter asks is there any Democracy

A floating voter has spoken out against all news channels on television including The BBC News and SKY News for being totally undemocratic. Only establishment point of view is allowed there is no Democracy as the same two party system is shoved down...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

"They ARE as dumb as white bread," said Rahm Emanuel of Republicans after apologizing for calling some members of his own party, retarded. "I apologize for calling them retarded. It was an insult to all of the, fine, wonderful, and loving retarde...

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Funny story: Ideologues on the Supreme Court Rollback Democracy

Ideologues on the Supreme Court Rollback Democracy

Today in a stunning 5-4 decision, the forces of truth, justice, democracy, and the American way were rolled back by Tony "The Fixer" Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel "Unitary Executive" Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Chief 'Justice' John Roberts. They...

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Funny story: Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Pissed off American Taxpayers today told the American president, Barry Obama, to stay off television, get a real friggin' job, and let them sort out the economic and domestic mess he's been contributing to. "He's been in office over a year, and ge...

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Funny story: New Government Spending Concepts Unveiled

New Government Spending Concepts Unveiled

Washington DC: Congressional Democrats have indicated that any new federal spending in the next three years will be based on the five sound economic concepts embodied in folklore and adages. House Speaker Pelosi comes out of the House Chamber look...

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Funny story: Obama Endorses Prison Reform

Obama Endorses Prison Reform

President Obama has agreed to, further study, of a potential prison reform idea. John Q. Wyattly, Commissioner of the Federal Prison Reform committee made the proposal to the President early this morning. The controversial reform would not only...

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Funny story: Obama calls for more crises and catastrophes to achieve real 'change'

Obama calls for more crises and catastrophes to achieve real 'change'

President Obama was asked in a CNN interview today what it would take now to get his important programs enacted after the failure of his health care reform and shocking democratic election losses in Virginia, New Jersey and even Massachusetts. "I...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover the Three Laws of Earmarked Spending

Scientists Discover the Three Laws of Earmarked Spending

American political scientists were astounded today by the announcement of the three laws that completely explain earmarks in Congressional Spending: 1. My earmarks are reasonable and necessary for the health and safety of our community. 2. Your...

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Funny story: Secret Agent Double-O'Keefe Captured!

Secret Agent Double-O'Keefe Captured!

New Orleans - The Big Easy was rocked today as Secret Agent James O'Keefe was captured during a top secret mission to bug telephones at the office of Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA). O'Keefe's daring plan involved going to Landrieu's office disguised...

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Funny story: Obama Switches Parties

Obama Switches Parties

President Barrack Obama abruptly switched political parties Monday, stating that he can no longer support the racist policies of his former Democratic colleagues. The announcement comes just days after Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid(Drunk-Ari...

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Funny story: Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced George H. W. Bush...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

WASHINGTON, DC - "The Wrathful God of Capitalist Right-Wing Conservative Extremists has played its hand in a conspiracy against the benevolent progressives in the Massachusetts election to fill a vacant Senate seat." This statement was part of long a...

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Funny story: O'Bomba Calls Up Team from 2008 Campaign; Leaves TheSpoof.com with Few Spooftsters

O'Bomba Calls Up Team from 2008 Campaign; Leaves TheSpoof.com with Few Spooftsters

A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken Promises and Mid term elections heading south in dro...

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Funny story: Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...

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Funny story: John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards came out of hiding from his 28,000 square foot mansion today to finally take responsibility for fathering 'a love child' in an affair that derailed his 2008 presidential bid. While admitting that DNA conclusively confirmed the child w...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

The U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled, in the Citizens United case, that Wall Street firms such as Goldman Sachs have the right to contribute as many billions of dollars as they wish to determine the outcome of Congressional and Presidential campaign...

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Funny story: With Staff Officers Defecting, O'Bomba Camp Raises White Flag; Bank and Insurance Generals Promise Safe Treatment For O'Bomba Children During Trial for "Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity"

With Staff Officers Defecting, O'Bomba Camp Raises White Flag; Bank and Insurance Generals Promise Safe Treatment For O'Bomba Children During Trial for "Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity"

Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written. Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the O'Bomba Confederacy now finds itself...

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