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Funny story: "An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old. The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Lorient of French Ligue 1 have initiated talks to sign Carlos Tevez after talks with Paris Saint-Germain broke down. An insider at the French Ligue one club told the spoof "We don't have the money to pay his transfer fee or wages but we didn't wa...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Arsene Wenger swoops in for Carrol as tactical signing

Transfer Window: Arsene Wenger swoops in for Carrol as tactical signing

Arsene Wenger has long opposed the transfer window and refused to sign players in the January, but has gone back on the statement after a recent mathematical blunder in the home defeat to Manchester United and swooped in for former Countdown brainbo...

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Funny story: FA Cup Chelsea v QPR: John Terry to wear armband - over mouth

FA Cup Chelsea v QPR: John Terry to wear armband - over mouth

QPR are beefing up security for their FA Cup tie against Chelsea, where Anton Ferdinand and John Terry are set to come face to face. However Chelsea have plans to a avoid further trouble on the pitch by instructing their skipper to wear an armban...

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Funny story: "Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

"Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

Manchester United 12th man and referee Howard Webb's agent Rino Maiola says the ref feels "a little bit persecuted" after clashing with Mario Ballotelli in Sunday's Man City v Spurs game. Maiola says Webb is "very disappointed and a little bit ang...

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Funny story: QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

Sky Sports understands that QPR are in talks with Kaxo Mpewilmu. The 22 year old Belgian born Gambian wonderkid is currently plying his trade with FC Snagov in the Romanian 2nd tier. Mark Hughes has a reported £30 million warchest, and a high s...

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Funny story: Chelsea ignore league protests and buy feeder teams in football league

Chelsea ignore league protests and buy feeder teams in football league

Following the suggestion of manager Andre Villas-Boas that the English Premier League teams should follow the model of Spain and field a "B" teams in the lower leagues or buy feeder teams, Chelsea have announced they will buy two local teams from the...

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Funny story: Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

The latest cash crisis at Portsmouth FC has been welcomed by "superfan" Jake Seaport. The club announced yesterday that it has been hit with a winding-up order by HM Customes and Revenue over an unpaid tax bill of £1.6 million. The crisis has been...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

The world was football was taking in the latest news to the high flying career of David Beckham last night when it was announced he will join Equatorial Guinea for the duration of the Africa Cup of Nations. The ex Man United player recently signed...

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Funny story: Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai. The twitter user @NotNe...

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Funny story: Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco. The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...

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Funny story: Balotelli - "Stamping On Scott Parker's Head Was An Accident."

Balotelli - "Stamping On Scott Parker's Head Was An Accident."

Last gasp penalty hero Mario Balotelli, secured a 3-2 victory for Manchester City over Tottingham Hotspurts yesterday. Despite arousing the wrath of Spuds boss, Harry Redknapp, who insisted that Balotelli should have been red carded for stamping on...

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Funny story: Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

British team Scotland were last minute entries to the African Cup of Nations today, as they pursued their bid to get independence from the United Kingdom. Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond started the ball rolling two weeks ago when he pushed P...

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Funny story: Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

My intergalactic search to identify a suitable starting goaltender has taken me to the far-off desert planet of Tatoonie. I have observed someone/something who I believe we should consider offering a long-term contract: a Hutt crime lord known as Jabba. Pros: Jabba the Hutt has several natural advantages-especially physically-that I believe would allow him to become an exemplary netminder. Hi...

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Funny story: Chelsea boss Villas-Boas thinks Premier League should field "B" sides in Football League

Chelsea boss Villas-Boas thinks Premier League should field "B" sides in Football League

Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas thinks English football should seriously consider following the Spanish model by allowing Premier League clubs to field "B" sides in the Football League - or even permitting the purchase of smaller rivals for use as fee...

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Funny story: Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...

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Funny story: Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Macclesfield striker Benjy Mills says he is shocked by the amount of free time he now has after turning professional. The 22-year-old joined from non-league side Nantwich Town last week and made his debut in the 2-1 defeat by Torquay. "It's cer...

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