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Funny story: Trump Could Have Saved Valet, Secretary From Virus

Trump Could Have Saved Valet, Secretary From Virus

AP-- Sporting his trademark red 2020 campaign hat with the slogan “Keep America Great,” yesterday the president repeatedly second-guessed and waved off the actual medical professionals standing next to him. Later, concerning medicine, “I like this...

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. – POTUS really had the White House news media jumping as he showed them an exercise in Ficklism 101. "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" said emphatically that the Coronavirus Task Force was over, and that it had left the building, ju...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

LANTANA, Florida – The Chief Executive Editor of the infamous supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer is pleading with his BFF, the president, to provide him with a government bailout. David Pecker, 68, is asking the commander-in-chief for $38...

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Funny story: President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama says that he has been very patient when it comes to the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey clown that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The two-term president, that polls show, has surpassed the Beatles, E...

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking development, President Trump has just learned that one of his press conference/campaign pep rally co-hosts, has just gone into quarantine for the Coronavirus. Dr. Anthony "The Straight Shooter" Fauci, the director...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's personal Vagazelizer today tested positive for Covid-19. The President's little temptress was furious to find out that someone servicing her so personally had contracted a disease. Ivanka Trump was not available for comment, but sou...

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Funny story: Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John, the man who ruled the music world with his 1978 hit single, 'Jilted John', through which he relentlessly told listeners "Gordon is a moron", has the song re-released on May 22 - the artist's 61st birthday - with slightly different lyric...

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Funny story: White House Runs Out Of Toilet Paper

White House Runs Out Of Toilet Paper

President Donald Trump declared a national emergency when he found out the White House had run completely out of toilet paper. He made the discovery when he was on the crapper performing a bowel movement. He ended up using the shower curtain to wip...

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Funny story: A White House Insider Says All the Words That Come Out of Trump’s Mouth Are Written by Sean Hannity

A White House Insider Says All the Words That Come Out of Trump’s Mouth Are Written by Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON D.C. - It is really no secret that the president and Fox News talking head, Sean “The Hair” Hannity, talk on the phone every night for at least 45 minutes. And, in that time, Hannity provides his BFF with words, phrases, and sayings to...

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Funny story: President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico

Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico

PYONGYANG, North Korea – The Supreme Leader of the supreme country of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, told the Korean News Agency that he will be shipping a brand new missile to Puerto Rico. The Kimster said that the missile is still in the box, and it...

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Funny story: President Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He is Being Treated For An Enlarged Ego

President Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He is Being Treated For An Enlarged Ego

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, informed the news media that President Trump will have to undergo a non-life-threatening procedure. Dr. Fu Fi said that, during a routine screening to check for any new bone sp...

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Funny story: Trump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore

Trump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore

A man who says he has supported Donald Trump from the very beginning of his political career, during his election, through the highs, lows, trials, tribulations and impeachment, and even his calamitous handling of the Coronavirus crisis, is now admit...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared "The Cush" Kushner has worked out a deal with several Trump trading partners to secure N95 masks that would have "just been heading to the incinerator". "Absolutely no reason to waste these perfectly good masks," said Kushner, "It's just am...

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Funny story: Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Trump Denies French Claims That Coronavirus Was Present In France In November

Donald Trump has refured French scientists' claims that the Coronavirus, initially thought to have originated in China in January, or even December, was present in France as far back ago as November. Trump said that this would not fit in with his...

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Funny story: A California Circuit Judge Shoots Down President Trump’s Coronavirus Miracle Disinfectant Cure

A California Circuit Judge Shoots Down President Trump’s Coronavirus Miracle Disinfectant Cure

SAN FRANCISCO – California Circuit Judge Wing-Wing Bling has put a stop to the production of a product that President Trump said worked perfectly fabulous in dealing with COVID-19. The product, which is called C-19 Be-Gone-Bitch, is manufactured i...

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Funny story: Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

The USA and the UK are leading the world in terms of an unwanted statistic: the number of coronavirus deaths. And in the wake of this, the leaders of both great nations have come under the searching scrutiny of a leading expert, who has exposed th...

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