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Funny story: SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...

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Funny story: Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

News is just emerging from Washington that new currency bills of $1 and $1,000 denominations will be issued in September this year, bearing the face of President Donald J. Trump. Whilst there will be no color change to the green $1 bill, the $1,00...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I believe her.” Slim Everdingle told his sidekick. “Irina told me that she threw away my collection of $20 Gold Double Eagles because their dates had expired.” Slim estimated that there were at least 100 of these babies that...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida. Special to The Spoof. By executive order, issued from his private retreat here, President Donald Trump today proclaimed that Cuba was part of the United States. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, at the Capitol, was u...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

In a recent interview Donald Trump revealed his emotional insecurities over 2020 Democratic Presidential hopefuls. "First of all, there was no collusion with Russia," Trump stated for the millionth time. "Secondly...That is the number that come...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

We've had Bill, we almost had Hillary, and now the US is only a vote away from having the biggest, loudest, craziest, sexiest and funkiest Clinton yet for its president - George, who has announced his intention to run for president in the 2020 electi...

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Funny story: Worshippers of POTUS Who Worships Only Himself Hate Term “Easter Worshippers”

Worshippers of POTUS Who Worships Only Himself Hate Term “Easter Worshippers”

Washington - Reacting to a comment by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who referred to people attacked by terrorists on Easter in Sri Lanka churches as they worshipped as "Easter Worshippers" instead of Christians, Conservative Evangelicals...

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Funny story: Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?” “Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can...

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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...

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Funny story: Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...

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Funny story: Disneyland Replaces "Great Moments with Lincoln" with "Great Tweets from Trump"

Disneyland Replaces "Great Moments with Lincoln" with "Great Tweets from Trump"

Disneyland. Anaheim, CA. After nearly six decades as one of the most thought-provoking exhibits at Walt Disney's Anaheim theme park, the popular Audio-Animatronic presentation known as "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" will be replaced sometime this...

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Funny story: Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Scientists announced last week that a string of high-powered telescopes to capture a first-ever image of a black hole, a “supermassive” black hole named M87. This week President Donald Trump, a notorious doubter of scientific conclusions, editoria...

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Funny story: Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Anticipation is building towards the release of Robert Mueller’s report on interaction between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia. Will the report show collusion between the future president and a hostile foreign power? Many Democrats believe so, w...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Breaking: Miss Valerie Thighborg, formerly a Swedish prosecutor on the Assange case, has invited his accuser “Miss W” to “fight it out” at Wembley and “decide the matter.” Miss W is reported possibly re-opening her case against Assange. The other...

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Funny story: Shrdlu Enters Presidential Race; Releases 65 Years of Taxes

Shrdlu Enters Presidential Race; Releases 65 Years of Taxes

Ottawa, Canada. Not since Eugene Debs polled a million votes for president while in a federal prison in 1920 has any candidate entered the race in a more dramatic fashion that Etaoin Shrdlu. Today he announced his candidacy for the Democratic presid...

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