SEAL TEAM I BASE, CORONADO CA (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama has ordered US Navy SEAL Team I to "get Romney, no matter the cost in innocent lives." LT Josh Ning, PAO at the SEAL Base in Coronado, California, told reporters Saturday afternoon t...
BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to...
OUTERFUCKINGSPACE MA (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney attacked President Obama's Cairo Embassy personnel who stated that the Anti-Muslim media blitz (that movie-that Florida preacher who burned the Koran) was causing hurt feeling...
MILWAUKEE - Jonathan Goldsmith, the man who is known throughout the civilized world as The World's Most Interesting Man, was in Beer City speaking at a convention of The Hops and Malt Workers Union. Goldsmith who has appeared in over 90 television...
TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...
Editor's Note: President Barack Obama not only drinks beer (like a regular Joe); he brews beer in the White House. This so intrigued Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J., Political-Sex Writer for theSpoof.com, that he wrote to the President to invite him for an interview to run here--And to play Beer Pong at the Convent of the Queer, in Goldang, West Virginia. The President accepted. What follows is the...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is still very upset at being snubbed by the Mitt Romney campaign who secretly told her that they did not want her speaking at the GOP Convention. At first "Snowflake" Palin believed that her convention tickets may hav...
(ABSNN) GLOSSOLALIA, ALASKA-Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who resigned due to forgetting she had a real job, and deciding instead to hold tea parties for a living, is no longer able to have sex, aides say. "Her inability to get laid is cau...
LA HABRA - Nadya Suleman recently sat down with Moltenberry Babineaux of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle and revealed a lot about herself. Right off the bat when Babineaux asked her if she was for President Barack Obama or for Mitt Romney, she g...
PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer recently was asked by a reporter for Political Salad Bar Magazine about a very personal matter. Sinclair Petaluma learned from Internet surfing that Governor Brewer, with the assistance of Maricopa County Sher...
HGTV's Love It or List It will feature President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama in an upcoming episode. With the help of designer Hilary Farr and realtor David Visentin, the couple will decide whether or not their current home, The W...
It seems that President Obama has turned his back on American politics for ever because nobody knows where the hell he is! During the Democrats convention, the crowd were on the edge of their seats as Obama delivered his usual political rhetoric...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night at the Democratic Convention, President Obama unveiled his plan to cut the 16 trillion dollar deficit by doing something no other president has dared: Taxing infants as they leave their mother's womb. Saying that, "...
While watching the Democratic National Convention yesterday, local resident Artye McDaniels, 103, was confused to find that Barack Obama is the president of the United States. "Obama is president, ya say?" A perplexed McDaniels said. "That can't...
Washington DC: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is away in Asia being mercilessly beaten up by Chinese officials during talks about Syria, Iran, North Korea and settling territorial disputes. While the cat's away, the mice will play! The US Dep...
CARMEL, California - Reports out of the Left Coast are that Clint Eastwood had asked that he be allowed to appear at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. According to Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Windo...
American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
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