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Funny story: Obama Plans To Tax Infants To Balance Budget: Tax On Tots (TOTS)

Obama Plans To Tax Infants To Balance Budget: Tax On Tots (TOTS)

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night at the Democratic Convention, President Obama unveiled his plan to cut the 16 trillion dollar deficit by doing something no other president has dared: Taxing infants as they leave their mother's womb. Saying that, "...

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Funny story: Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

While watching the Democratic National Convention yesterday, local resident Artye McDaniels, 103, was confused to find that Barack Obama is the president of the United States. "Obama is president, ya say?" A perplexed McDaniels said. "That can't...

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Funny story: Diplomacy at the US Department of State Takes a Bizarre Turn

Diplomacy at the US Department of State Takes a Bizarre Turn

Washington DC: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is away in Asia being mercilessly beaten up by Chinese officials during talks about Syria, Iran, North Korea and settling territorial disputes. While the cat's away, the mice will play! The US Dep...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Has Been Barred From The Democratic National Convention

Clint Eastwood Has Been Barred From The Democratic National Convention

CARMEL, California - Reports out of the Left Coast are that Clint Eastwood had asked that he be allowed to appear at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. According to Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Windo...

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Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Can See Russia From His Home In Wisconsin

Paul Ryan Says He Can See Russia From His Home In Wisconsin

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was campaigning in Indianapolis, the town that was named after the Cleveland Indians. He told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of a Fishy Smell Seafood Grill that he and...

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Funny story: Obama Uses Sports Metaphor and Fouls Out at Half Time

Obama Uses Sports Metaphor and Fouls Out at Half Time

The sports world was rocked yesterday when President Obama compared himself to the NBA champions and compared Governor Romney to a highly paid rookie. When President Obama compared himself to the Miami Heat, he meant only that they are his biggest...

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Funny story: Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Charlotte NC: Former President Bill Clinton gave the nomination speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention (DNC) for President Obama to head the ticket for a second term bid. The evening was full of many surprises. The Clinton wing (moderat...

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Funny story: Make Mayan Day: Vote For Barack Obama And Joe Biden

Make Mayan Day: Vote For Barack Obama And Joe Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST - When Clint Eastwood sneeringly asked the empty chair, the stark personification of President Barack Obama, "To make Mayan day," Eastwood of course, was referring to December 21, 2012, the day which doomsdayers fear the Obamalypse...

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Funny story: Obama's Sand Statue Gains New Life

Obama's Sand Statue Gains New Life

A sand statue of President Obama was recently ruined by heavy rains in North Carolina. However, the statue mysteriously came to life and was seen hanging out behind a mall in Charolette. Joe Duffy who works at Starbucks was taking a smoke break...

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Funny story: Eastwood PR Requests Patience in Responding to Requests for Invisibility

Eastwood PR Requests Patience in Responding to Requests for Invisibility

Harry Cloake, an enigmatic spokesperson for Clint Eastwood's public relations office in Sacramento, notes that since the RNC, incoming requests for invisibility have been increasing geometrically. Mr. Eastwood's heretofore unknown transformational su...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood's GOP Convention Speech Helped President Obama

Clint Eastwood's GOP Convention Speech Helped President Obama

TAMPA - Clint Eastwood showed everyone at the Republican National Convention and millions of television viewers that he may be a legendary Hollywood icon, but he sure ain't no political speaker. The man who starred in The Good, The Bad, and The Ug...

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Funny story: Obama makes drastic comment

Obama makes drastic comment

White House and Democratic high ranking officials were astounded recently when the president was overheard talking with a group of visitors on a White House tour. Obama was heard saying: "I don't care if they are black or white, democrat or republ...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - The non-shy Howard Stern, one of the judges on America's Got Talent has done it again. Stern, who loves insulting people, just took some shots at Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Howard "The Mouth" as Speaker of The House John Boehne...

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Funny story: Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

The USA is once again awash with stimulating brain materials to help analyze who should lead a nation devoted to "exceptionalism" and "dominant world power." The following questions reflect uncertainties in the citizenry, as to what is reliable v...

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Funny story: Wiccans warn Barack about Friday's Blue Fool Moon

Wiccans warn Barack about Friday's Blue Fool Moon

New York - The Carnegie Hill chapter of Filthy Rich Pagans Anonymous is right up Barry's ass over Friday's lunation according to a new hex-messaging service launched today. A rare and stunning second August Full Moon lights up the heavens in that...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Upset At GOP Convention Snub - Says She May Just Vote For President Obama

Sarah Palin Upset At GOP Convention Snub - Says She May Just Vote For President Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports out of Alaska state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is one very angry white wilderness woman. Political Salad Bar Magazine has confirmed that the former governor of the Iceberg State and failed 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential can...

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