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Funny story: Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Wavering, Arizona-based company, Taser Provincial announced its new product today, the taser/vibrating dildo. The C5 taser/vibrating dildo is different from other models in that it is designed take care of all bedroom needs instead of possibly just o...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul, exasperated that the right-wingers gave him middle-fingers in Iowa, has taken out his rage on the citizens of New York, and has vowed vengeance against those that stymied his attempts at the presidency.

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Funny story: Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

The timeless classic - auto racing - is garnering more and more fans as time goes on, and often these same rabid fans overlook some of the simple yet crucial things that go into this highly charged sport.

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Funny story: Obama, Obama, Obama

Obama, Obama, Obama

The wallet said Edwards, the brain Hillary, but the heart voted for Obama. The heart and the American dream triumph at the Iowa caucus. Take that, people who think the American dream is dead.

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Funny story: TV programmes force 102 year-old to leave Britain

TV programmes force 102 year-old to leave Britain

When Hampshire dentist, 102 year old Eric King-Turner retired just two years ago (in keeping with the new government pension age) he has finally decided to sell-up and ship out. Taking a four week cruise to the antipodean island,

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Funny story: Britney Spears found Kevin with a prostitute

Britney Spears found Kevin with a prostitute

Britney Spears reportedly found a prostitute in ex-husband Kevin Federline's hotel room on a weekend. That is what prompted her to finally file for divorce.

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Funny story: Britney stalker sues for distress

Britney stalker sues for distress

A hideous looking man dubbed "The Asian hunch back" ordered to stay away from pop singer Britney Spears is suing the star for causing "emotional distress".

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Funny story: Castro Says: Disregard My List of 300 Good Ideas Por Favor

Castro Says: Disregard My List of 300 Good Ideas Por Favor

Havana, Cuba (IPP) - Fidel Castro is responsible for turning what was once known as the Pearl of the Caribbean into the Turd of the Caribbean. He has acknowledged this and is asking that the world ignore his recent list of 300 good ideas on everythi...

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Funny story: How to Make A Million Dollars in the Stock Market

How to Make A Million Dollars in the Stock Market

Wall Street, New York (IPP) - There are only two ways to get rich quick and they are the stock market and real estate.

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Funny story: California Storm is Britney Spears Fault

California Storm is Britney Spears Fault

Sacramento, California (IPP) - The monster storm that cut off power to millions of residents of California is a warning from heaven to Britney Spears.

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Funny story: God Flies Around in Flying Saucer Sometimes

God Flies Around in Flying Saucer Sometimes

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) studying pictures sent back by the two Voyager spacecrafts have direct evidence that God flies through the solar system aboard a flying saucer.

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Funny story: Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Colourful comedian, Lenny Henry from Dudley, England and his ex-wife, larger than life comedienne Dawn French have mutually decided to give their wrecked marriage one more try.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Federal air marshals charged an astronaut with groping a female payload specialist aboard space shuttle Atlantis.

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Funny story: Infection Saves Millions!

Infection Saves Millions!

The cash-stricken UK NHS is set to save millions of pounds by closing at least one ward in every hospital per week. In effect this will lay-off, albeit temporarily, nurses, doctors and cleaners.

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Funny story: Drunk Britney Spears rushed to Hospital

Drunk Britney Spears rushed to Hospital

Britney Spears was involved in a standoff last night with police after refusing to hand over custody of her two kids.

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Funny story: X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...

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Funny story: UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

A Poll carried out across all of the UK proved that the majority of Brits could not give a stuff about American Celebs or the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.

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