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Funny story: John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

John McCain and Sarah Palin Treated for Sex Addiction

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - John McCain and Sarah Palin have been admitted to a clinic for the treatment of their sex addiction. "They haven't been able to keep their hands off each other since he named her his running mate," said an anonymous senio...

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Funny story: David Duchovny enters sex rehab clinic and nails every chick there

David Duchovny enters sex rehab clinic and nails every chick there

David Duchovny the 48 year old star of X-files walked into the Sex Rehab clinic in California and immediately set about 'getting it on with the hotties'. Davids agent told us "It all started as a bet that David couldn't sleep with every single wom...

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Funny story: Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...

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Funny story: Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dr. Mogamat Groper, a former Turkish baths attendant now practicing as a dentist, stands accused of kissing, fondling and fornicating with his trainee dental nurse in the surgery while she carried out her duties. The General Dental Council's profe...

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Funny story: 2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

2008 Olympics Latest: Gary Glitter To Compete In Marathon

In the most astonishing development yet in the 'Gary Glitter Saga', it has been announced that the filthy, disgusting paedophile will take part in Sunday's Olympic Marathon in Beijing. Glitter, real name Shitter, hasn't stopped running since his r...

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Funny story: Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

Floozy In Red Shoes Flirts With Men, Causing Hard-ons

A woman in red stiletto-heeled shoes flirted with shoppers in a busy Staffordshire high street today, drawing admiring stares from desperate men, and causing widespread hard-ons. The woman in her thirties, emerged from one of the town's many chari...

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Funny story: Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Gorgeous Sarah Taylor is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, good vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, a wolf whistle from an off duty housing officer are all enough to make her go oh...

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Funny story: Dr Ichabod Brainerd Discovers that Blue Whale Females Are No Different!

Dr Ichabod Brainerd Discovers that Blue Whale Females Are No Different!

Blue Whale females choose their mates based on size just like human hoes according to Dr Ichabod Brainerd, Harvard researcher who spent years whaling on his little joint until he stumbled upon the scientific theory that the human female will not mate...

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Funny story: Females Choose Their Prospective Mates Based on Size, Scientists Discover!

Females Choose Their Prospective Mates Based on Size, Scientists Discover!

Scientists who everyone knows have really thick glasses and really small penises are presently reversing their long held theory that females choose their mates on the size of their lenses. Harvard Ph.D Ichabod Brainerd told sexpert TheSpoof.com:...

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Funny story: Fifty Pro-Contraception Roman Catholic Groups Ask Pope Benedict to Approve Birth Control!

Fifty Pro-Contraception Roman Catholic Groups Ask Pope Benedict to Approve Birth Control!

Fifty RC pro-contraception advocacy groups are petitioning Pope Benedict to lift the church ban on artificial contraception in order to help the poor plan their families and prevent the spread of the deadly HIV virus. Vatican spokesperson, Card...

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Funny story: Behaviorists Negatively Reinforce Failure to Use Behaviorist Conditioning to Stop the Spread of Legs: The Cause of the Spread of AIDS!

Behaviorists Negatively Reinforce Failure to Use Behaviorist Conditioning to Stop the Spread of Legs: The Cause of the Spread of AIDS!

Disciples of the Behaviorist school of psychological conditioning and its deceased master BF Skinner urged the AIDS education community to use their methods. Dr Peckham Quayle cited Skinner's successful experiments in teaching pigeons to play ping po...

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Funny story: Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

In a country beset with a rotten economy, dying for lack of oil and gasoline (petrol), massive unemployment, engaged in a non-ending Iraq War, and experiencing the most interesting, but unusual and controversial Presidential race this year, does it n...

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Funny story: Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Serial granny shagging, Football fat boy Wayne Rooney has been up to his old tricks again while in Nigeria. After returning to England, Wayne was said to have picked up a "stomach bug" from the local cuisine! But we can exclusively reveal it wa...

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Funny story: Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...

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Funny story: Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

While the US surge is barely holding its own in the pandemonium called post Saddam Hussein Iraq, Great Britain has decided or maybe can't stop itself from a troop withdrawal. British military commander Squirtz Toosoon explained that when a force...

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Funny story: Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson the celebrity has been banned from visiting Algeria after lots of the people complained that her breasts are too big to visit an Islamic state. Miss Anderson wanted to spend her holidays at the seaside resort of Zeralda but many to...

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