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Funny story: Palin Laid More and More "Pipe" on the Pipeline to Nowhere, Alaska!

Palin Laid More and More "Pipe" on the Pipeline to Nowhere, Alaska!

Almost Beauty Queen Alaskan wolf killer Sarah Palin presented her pipeline as the centerpiece of her political success. Now we learn that the pipeline will almost never be completed. Additionally the pipeline is thought to have been paid for by P...

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Funny story: Proof that Obama didn't call Palin 'a pig with lipstick'

Proof that Obama didn't call Palin 'a pig with lipstick'

Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: "You can put lipstick on a pig… it's still a pig." Senator Obama claims he was talking about his childhood days when to take their minds off r...

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Funny story: Hottie Sarah Palin Talking Doll Hits Market...Republicans Fuming!

Hottie Sarah Palin Talking Doll Hits Market...Republicans Fuming!

HOTTIE NEWS - She was never a household name, but she is more than that today. Of course, HOTTIE NEWS is talking about the Republican Party's choice for VP, Sarah Palin, the 'barracuda' Governor of Alaska. But, looking at what McCain said earlier...

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Funny story: GOP Political Ad

GOP Political Ad

The following appeared in Out Yonder Illustrated Magazine. The Maverick-Barracuda Gang. From out of the Wild West comes one of the most feared "Outlaw/Inlaw" gangs that the land has ever seen. The McCain-Palin gang are certainly two of the most notorious "Punslingers" to have ever strapped on leather. They ride into town on the Straight Talk Stagecoach #2 and all of the townsfolk come...

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Funny story: Obama Slur on Palin Causes Run On Lipstick, Viagra & Condoms!

Obama Slur on Palin Causes Run On Lipstick, Viagra & Condoms!

Everywhere in the World/Reuters - Middle age men in raincoats converged on 24 hour pharmacies worldwide causing a run on lipstick, viagra and condoms after Barack Obama's stump speech where he slyly likened VP Candidate Sarah Palin to a "pig with lip...

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Funny story: Palin wanted honor for Kennedy

Palin wanted honor for Kennedy

Roadkill, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin has confirmed reports that the proposed Alaskan 'bridge to nowhere' was to be named the 'Chappaquiddick' in honor of Senator Ted Kennedy. Other names considered for the Gravina Island Bridge included: 'The...

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Funny story: 'Globetrotter' Palin reveals travel tips

'Globetrotter' Palin reveals travel tips

International cosmopolite Sarah Palin has revealed her top travel advice for readers of this months World Traveller magazine. Among the nuggets of wisdom include: "Ditch the baby." "Have plenty of polar bear jerky for the ride." "Always...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Eaten by Polar Bear

Sarah Palin Eaten by Polar Bear

Security guards and fellow-hunters out for a day's sport along with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin watched in helpless horror yesterday afternoon as a large polar bear (Ursus maritimus) suddenly emerged from the trees, gobbled up the Republican Vice-Pre...

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Funny story: Pharm Giant Bristol-Myers Invests in Bristol Palin Maternity Vitamins - They're Real Blubber!

Pharm Giant Bristol-Myers Invests in Bristol Palin Maternity Vitamins - They're Real Blubber!

Pharm Fantasma Bristol- Myers has purchased the rights to Bristol Palin's name, a relative nobody pregnant teen till her busy (some might call it negligent) Republican Mom was named John McCain's new mate. B-M's marketing experts urged them to purcha...

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Funny story: Palin Will Wage Civil War to Free Alaska From Inferior Forty Eight!

Palin Will Wage Civil War to Free Alaska From Inferior Forty Eight!

GOP Veep candie Sarah Palin has promised as a good Christian submissive wife( Ephesians 6:6) she will submit to the God-given wisdom of her husband. Such divine inspiration has led the family patriarch to seek the independence of Alaska from the unio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Mocks Global warming: "It's friggen frigid where I live!"

Sarah Palin Mocks Global warming: "It's friggen frigid where I live!"

The Govfrigidaire of the frigid frontier of Alaska questioned the science of people like Al Gore and the prohets of global warming. Palin explained that she didn't know what it was like in other parts of the southern 48 but in her neck of the woo...

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Funny story: Future Palin Son in Law and His Chaw of Tobacky at the Whacky RNC!

Future Palin Son in Law and His Chaw of Tobacky at the Whacky RNC!

Before Obama had his tongue in Sarah's mouth and Cindy's lips had their collagen Budweiser injection, statutory rape assailant and future Bristol, Myer Palin's husband, Levi Johnston, chewed tobacco on the stage at the RNC! The father of the possible...

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Funny story: McCain names Cabinet members

McCain names Cabinet members

 Buoyed by enthusiastic conservative reaction to his nomination of newcomer, Alaska Governor Sara Palin, John McCain today took the unusual move of naming some of his Cabinet choices. Rick Davis, McCain's campaign manager denied the move was politica...

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Funny story: McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...

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Funny story: Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...

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Funny story: Palin barracuda proves no match

Palin barracuda proves no match

Of all places the Republican National Convention touted a new species of fish called the Palin Barracuda. The largely unknown species said to have three inch teeth, honeydew hair style, and lipstick. Said to put up a good fight, but a few good wacks...

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