Last night at a tea party in Miami Florida while dancing the Lambada with Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh grabbed his neck, gasped for air and quickly fell to the ground. According to an eyewitness, the ubiquitous "Large Marge", It sounded like a garbage...
Former head of NASTY, the National Association for Spread of Tyrannical Youths, Dr Gary Killmore, says crime should now be legalized. In an e-mail sent from his cell in Frankland Prison, Dr Killmore said: "Decriminalising crime could drastica...
WASHINGTON, DC - Democrats are concerned about losing November elections to "a bunch of Weirdos." Edmund Grayson III commented that Americans are actively resisting government practices that are "good and normal." Grayson, a Harvard graduate, explain...
Barry Tattersall, 39 of Leicestershire, claimed today that pictures exposing his three in a bed romp with a middle aged woman and a teenage girl, were a simple misunderstanding. Tattersall, an electrician with aspirations of moving into local poli...
Senator Mitch McConnell and House minority leader John Boehner held a joint news conference today to denounce President Obama and his comments regarding the constitutional rights of Muslims to build a Mosque in NYC. "Death to the infidels," both said...
Philadelphia PA: Every year at midnight on the 4th of July, an old wives tale relates that several distinguished gentlemen gather at the American Eagle Ale House to discuss politics and consume tankards of ale. This year 2010 was no exception as...
WWE Ex-exec Linda McMahon, wife of loudmouth Vince McMahon won the Republican Party's nomination following Tuesday's primary in Connecticut. She now plans to blaze a trail across the country doing absolutely nothing before returning to the campaig...
Today, in an unprecedented move, the entire United States Government, walked off the job. The Executive, Senate, Congress and Supreme Court branches all, threw their arms up in disgust, and left their posts. This move sent, wave after wav...
During their 6 week recess, Democratic and Republican leaders have agreed to form one Evil Empire Party that will take over this fall. "We just felt it was easier for the public to listen to one evil organization rather than have to pick one, whic...
Terry's Dad wore a cloth cap and read the 'Daily Mirror'. He had worked on the railways most of his life and his education had been helped after school by the Workers Educational Association. 'You are too young, Penny, to get involved with politics. Save that for when you get to University.' 'Young people are developing earlier these days Mr Jones.' 'Call me Harry, Penny. I'm not one for...
You can't polish a turd! This is an old saying with which prospective government employees should become familiar. Do not misunderstand me; the public service is a fine occupation for the young person wondering what to do with their lives, or how best they may be able to serve their fellow human beings. However, some things, like turds, are simply not capable of being made to look or smell any...
Boston Red Sox hero Curt Shilling was the victim again of misinformed Democratic politicians as a former US Rhode Island Senator now running for Governor questioned Shillings famous "Bloody Sock" victory in 2004 while slamming RI for granting a loa...
There appears to not only be trouble with the shrinking paycheck of the average American Worker, but perhaps lurking trouble in the marriage of America's First Family, as it was announced Michelle was taking one of the kids in a huff and splitting f...
BNP leader Nick Griffin has been invited by the electoral commission to come outside into the fresh air. Mr Griffin, 51, a life-long member of the National Front and the BNP has been forced to remain under a protected lock-down inside his home in Wel...
Shocking scenes today at the White House as an educated, wealthy white man in his forties ran around, doing what he was told by a black man. David Cameron, the British Prime Minister, was obsequious to an alarming degree and even referred to Bar...
Prime Minister David Cameron has been snubbed on his first visit in that capacity to the USA. Some woman answered the back door of the White House. She looked Cameron up and down then up again and said, "Whom the fuck are you dude?" Cameron antici...
ARKHAM, MASSACHUSETTS - As political and economic troubles continue in the US, the American media still insists that President Obama is doing the best job that can be expected in a situation of Herculean adversity. However, using Christina Romer's 20...
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