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Funny story: The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

HOLLYWOOD – Famed Tinsel Town actor, Robert De Niro, says that, if President Trump were a race horse, he would have been put out to pasture four months ago. De Niro, who says he hates the Trumpster even more than sardines hate oil spills, stated t...

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Funny story: President Trump's Facemask Speaks Out

President Trump's Facemask Speaks Out

The facemask being worn by US president, Donald Trump, has broken its silence, and spoken out about what it calls "the worst job in the world", preventing the Coronavirus entering Trump's nose and mouth. President Trump had resisted all attempts t...

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Funny story: Trump's Facemask Appears To Be Secured By Elastic That Passes Straight Through His Head

Trump's Facemask Appears To Be Secured By Elastic That Passes Straight Through His Head

The big news is that, finally, President Donald Trump has been persuaded to 'do the right thing', take medical advice, and wear a facemask. The really big news is that his facemask appears to be secured by slotting the elastic strap into his ears,...

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Funny story: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

U.S. politics have been a bit more civil than usual over the past several weeks, but that will change dramatically as the November election approaches. Furthermore, the credible sexual assault charges that have been made against Joe Biden will chang...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...

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Funny story: Trump: Kentucky Could Make Battleships

Trump: Kentucky Could Make Battleships

AP--The Defense Production Act to order U.S. manufacturers to make equipment to fight the Coronavirus has been rejected by President Trump. He called on governors to make the masks, swabs, testing chemicals, and ventilators, so shortages of these su...

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Funny story: Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

Many in President Trump’s Base are Having Campaign Pep Rally Withdrawal Symptoms

CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Just Stepped on Beyonce’s Toes

President Trump Has Just Stepped on Beyonce’s Toes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president may have just done gone and stepped smack dab in a pile of horse droppings, as they say down in Fort Worth. Trump was asked by a reporter with Afro Sheen Magazine about his son Barron’s name and how unusual it was.

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Funny story: Three White House Maids Spill The Beans on President Trump

Three White House Maids Spill The Beans on President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House maid who asked that her name not be released, said that chaos is reigning supreme in La Casa Blanca, as J.Lo calls the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The White House maid revealed that the president has taken t...

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Funny story: Trump Could Have Saved Valet, Secretary From Virus

Trump Could Have Saved Valet, Secretary From Virus

AP-- Sporting his trademark red 2020 campaign hat with the slogan “Keep America Great,” yesterday the president repeatedly second-guessed and waved off the actual medical professionals standing next to him. Later, concerning medicine, “I like this...

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

The Pied Piper of The Potomac Disbands The Coronavirus Task Force, Then Unbands It, Then Disbands It Yet Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. – POTUS really had the White House news media jumping as he showed them an exercise in Ficklism 101. "The Pied Piper of The Potomac" said emphatically that the Coronavirus Task Force was over, and that it had left the building, ju...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

LANTANA, Florida – The Chief Executive Editor of the infamous supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer is pleading with his BFF, the president, to provide him with a government bailout. David Pecker, 68, is asking the commander-in-chief for $38...

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Funny story: President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama says that he has been very patient when it comes to the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey clown that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The two-term president, that polls show, has surpassed the Beatles, E...

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

Dr. Anthony Fauci, One of President Trump’s Closest Staff Members, Must Now Self-Quarantine for 14 Days

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking development, President Trump has just learned that one of his press conference/campaign pep rally co-hosts, has just gone into quarantine for the Coronavirus. Dr. Anthony "The Straight Shooter" Fauci, the director...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's personal Vagazelizer today tested positive for Covid-19. The President's little temptress was furious to find out that someone servicing her so personally had contracted a disease. Ivanka Trump was not available for comment, but sou...

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Funny story: Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John, the man who ruled the music world with his 1978 hit single, 'Jilted John', through which he relentlessly told listeners "Gordon is a moron", has the song re-released on May 22 - the artist's 61st birthday - with slightly different lyric...

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Funny story: White House Runs Out Of Toilet Paper

White House Runs Out Of Toilet Paper

President Donald Trump declared a national emergency when he found out the White House had run completely out of toilet paper. He made the discovery when he was on the crapper performing a bowel movement. He ended up using the shower curtain to wip...

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