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Funny story: Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

WASHINGTON- We know how hard Melania Trump has worked at spreading the message of her "Be Best" campaign. She has been relying on her public image to promote the child-focused platform committed to well-being and kindness. Unfortunately, Melania...

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Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...

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Funny story: FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...

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Funny story: Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

London, UK - (Trompe l’Oeil Mess): A lethal fungal eruption on Woody Johnson’s lush front turd - uh, turf - has thrown into doubt next month’s Trump visit the US embassy’s resident toxicologist said today. Spores from the ‘Trompette de la Mort’ (...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story: Trump: "Mueller Couldn't Get Me, So They Impeached the Derby Winner"

Trump: "Mueller Couldn't Get Me, So They Impeached the Derby Winner"

Following the disqualification on Saturday of Maximum Security, the apparent Kentucky Derby winner, President Donald Trump tied the stewards' decision to the struggle in Washington to oust him from office. "Only in these days of political correctn...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Louisville, Kentucky - Racecourse stewards ‘in league with Special Counsel Robert Mueller’ likely robbed 9-2 Kentucky Derby pick Maximum Security of victory, a presidential spokesperson said today. Trump reportedly lost a packet backing the Jason...

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Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

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Funny story: Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to dear,old Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to you like FOX...

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Funny story: Time To Dump Trump

Time To Dump Trump

How did anyone become so sacrosanct in this democracy that he can't be indicted? And who in the United States decided that a president is above the law? It is clear that Donald Trump obstructed justice by attempting to stop an investigation into...

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Funny story: We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

Many of us are already well aware that sanctions against the Putin regime have inconvenienced Vladimir Putin and his oligarchy. Oleg Deripaska was given a free ride from the U.S. Senate with regards to the sanctions against him. But Putin realizes...

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Funny story: Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

President Donald Trump took a break from his day-to-day presidential duties of upsetting the leaders of other nations, insulting his political rivals, and edging the US and the rest of the world nearer to Armageddon, by announcing that he is to meet...

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Funny story: President Trump Mandates the Creation of The Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude

President Trump Mandates the Creation of The Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude

President Trump has recently and hastily created a temporary public/private Agency of Asylum and Indentured Servitude. "Being the genius that I am, my family and I have colluded to seize upon terrified asylum seekers' vulnerabilities by creating...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

President Trump recently spoke to supporters at a Wisconsin rally. In the wake of recent hate crimes, many wondered if Trump would address the topic of 'hate crime', and he did. Here is the opening portion of his speech: "Friends, we are facing gr...

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Funny story: Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Wall Street, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Freedom University, located on Wall Street and dedicated to the furtherance of Capitalism, announced today that, at graduation ceremonies in early June, President Donald J. Trump will be awarded an h...

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