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Funny story: Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...

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Funny story: Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

The Baseball Hall of Fame finally selected Goose to join the Bambino, the Say Hey Kid, and The Duke. His bust will now adorn the same hallowed halls that hold the Yankee Clipper, the Splended Splinter, Mickey, and Hammerin' Hank.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

In the wake of the beginning of the primary/caucus season, Senator Ted Kennedy has made is usual announcement: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."...

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Funny story: Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...

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Funny story: Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson, the teenage Harry Potter sensation, is set to play the teenage Maddie McCann in a new musical that's going to sweep the box office this spring. The blockbuster, directed by Love Actually's Richard Curtis, will al...

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Funny story: Andre lands up in playpen after tantrum

Andre lands up in playpen after tantrum

Jordan finally cracked with her spouse's childish behaviour and tantrums last week according to a reliable source.

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Funny story: Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.

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Funny story: Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

A pre-recorded episode of the often controversial Rikki Lake Show featuring Jesus Christ confronting God is due to air early next week.

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Funny story: Cost Of Living Goes Up, Cost Of Dying Goes Up More

Cost Of Living Goes Up, Cost Of Dying Goes Up More

Never mind moaning about the cost of living, the cost of dying is set to soar!...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old pregnant sister of Britney Spears and star of Zoey 101, announced on her web site last week that being 16 and pregnant is "like totally awesome" and encouraged other young teens to become pregnant too.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown is often referred to as Gorgon Brown, Prime Monster. For once (perhaps the first time) he has got out the right side of the bed (NOT politically speaking though - he's still Labour) because he has decided to offer th...

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Funny story: Judge will not accept Hung Jury in Viagra Case

Judge will not accept Hung Jury in Viagra Case

WINNIPEG, Manitoba - In a second degree murder trial that is being carefully watched by the pharmaceutical industry, Judge Dick Johnson, urged the jury of five men and two women to continue to weigh the evidence and come to a decision.

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Funny story: French investigation team assists Scotland Yard in Bhutto probe. Inspector Clouseau finds important 'clew' in hotel swimming 'pewl'!

French investigation team assists Scotland Yard in Bhutto probe. Inspector Clouseau finds important 'clew' in hotel swimming 'pewl'!

RAWALPINDI-PAKISTAN: A team of French anti-terrorism police started working with Scotland Yard investigators to help them investigate the killing of Benazir Bhutto.

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Funny story: Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.

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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.

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Funny story: Report Ties Ruth to Baseball's 'Steroids Era'

Report Ties Ruth to Baseball's 'Steroids Era'

Former Senator George J. Mitchell released a blistering report Thursday that tied 89 Major League Baseball players, including Babe Ruth and Roger Clemens, to the use of illegal, performance-enhancing substances. The report used informant testimony an...

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Funny story: Girl Power?

Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...

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