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Funny story: Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Madison, Wisconsin (Daily Badger Staff Reporter) - The University of Wisconsin marching band has been disbanded indefinitely due to "extracurricular conduct unbecoming a marching band". Prior to Saturday night's matchup versus Big Ten football r...

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Funny story: Illicit Love

Illicit Love

I, like other modern slaves, was on a paid vacation at a beach. While walking along the beach, I was impulsively forced to land my eyes on an exquisitely pretty woman, in bikini, lying on the sandy beach when my friend asked me what I was doing. I replied, "Receiving some light or rather electromagnetic energy." His ludicrous look led me to say: "That's the way a visual organ functions, otherwise...

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Funny story: Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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Funny story: German Roman Catholic Pope Tells French to Use Algorhythmn to Make More Catholics!

German Roman Catholic Pope Tells French to Use Algorhythmn to Make More Catholics!

Celibate Roman Catholic Popes have been telling married faithful to use the rhythm method of family planning also known as Vatican Roulette for centuries. Large catholic families have brought home to Rome great mounds of money from this unscientific...

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Funny story: Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Funny story: Govt. Employees Extend Oil Bartering to Include Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll!

Govt. Employees Extend Oil Bartering to Include Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll!

Denver,Colorado/ AP- Employees of the Mineral Management Office under the auspices of the Department of the Interior, were found to be swapping spit, drugs and exotic vacations in exchange for lucrative oil contracts. In a report released today, t...

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Funny story: 'Cialis for Everyday' Really Targets The 'At-Work Quickie'

'Cialis for Everyday' Really Targets The 'At-Work Quickie'

Pharmacology Digest-October, 2008 - You've all heard of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Well, sales indicate that Viagra, which opened the market for ED, erectile dysfunction, and saved many marriages and stopped women from telling us, "Damn, you cannot...

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Funny story: Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Large hard-on collider behind big bang theories

Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by...

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Funny story: Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

A new drug has been developed by GayEric Inc. which transforms the gender of a foetus from male or female to a-sexual, essentially causing the baby to be born sexless. From 2009 all mothers-to-be will be legally required to take the drug, known a...

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Funny story: It has a ridgy texture

It has a ridgy texture

As far as orgasm is concerned, women fall under two camps: those who experience orgasm and those who do not. In the glossy magazines, we read that there are some women who never experience orgasms during intercourse. They badly need manual help or oral stimulation to reach their climax. To boost the moral of these females, experts say," welcome to the club", and emphasize that intercourse is s...

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Funny story: Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.

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Funny story: McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

John McCain's Republican running mate Sarah Palin has told friends back in Alaska that she has the perfect foil against spoof writer Warren Redlich and his stories about her - nude photos of him! Mrs Palin said she had had Mr Redlich 'staked-out'...

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Funny story: Tin Knickers and Traffic Lights

Tin Knickers and Traffic Lights

A Manchester night club is trialling a controversial system of a clubber's availability for sex. The system involves and requires clubber's to purchase appropriately coloured armbands on the way into the club. It is hoped the scheme will reduce...

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Funny story: Price Of Sex Falls For Third Month In A Row

Price Of Sex Falls For Third Month In A Row

The price of Sex on Britain's streets has now fallen for the third month in a row, giving rise to fears of a global meltdown in the industry, it has been reported. Prostitutes in London are now charging their lowest prices for more than 30 years,...

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Funny story: Promise Rings and Vaginal Contraceptive Rings Are Not the Same Things!

Promise Rings and Vaginal Contraceptive Rings Are Not the Same Things!

Many Christian conservative families equip their daughters with a promise ring when they reach their child bearing years. Frequently, progressive moms and dads encourage their post pubescent children to wear the vaginal contraceptive ring to achieve...

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