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Funny story: Obama Opposes Surge in the Polls for McCain & Palin: Says "All Surges are bad for the Democratic Party!"

Obama Opposes Surge in the Polls for McCain & Palin: Says "All Surges are bad for the Democratic Party!"

Washington DC: On Friday 12 September 2008 at exactly 3pm (eastern standard time) Barack Obama announced in a press conference at the Washington democratic headquarters that, "he would oppose any surge in the polls supporting Republican Presidential...

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Funny story: McCain campaign in panic over alleged Sarah Palin sextape

McCain campaign in panic over alleged Sarah Palin sextape

HOLLYWOOD - Some homeless guy is claiming to be in possession of a sextape featuring vice president hopeful, Sarah Palin. 'The tape features candid moments of the current Alaskan Governor with a boyfriend from college in an all out uncensored nigh...

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Funny story: Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...

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Funny story: Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Sarah Palin, 'hot' VP canidate for the Republican Party, has secretly signed a one-year contract with the $1.7 billion bedding giant Sleepytime of Trinity, North Carolina. This action is perfectly legal according to Professor Jonas D. Trampolene,...

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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Washington, D.C. - A clearly distraught Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) fought through tears at a hastily organized press conference announcing that she will not be supporting the McCain/Palin presidential ticket after being passed over for th...

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Funny story: Foreign View on McCain & Palin

Foreign View on McCain & Palin

The choice of Sarah Palin as a vice-presidential candidate of the United States of America has sent a message domestically and to foreign nations that Republicans will do anything to win. Despite the fact that she is yet to be interviewed, the McCain campaign is enjoying a slight lead in the polls since Palin joined the ticket. While it might be obvious to some Americans why McCain and Pal...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The American nation was shocked to learn that Republic vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was absorbed by a stray black hole created by the newly operational Large Hadron Collider on Saturday. "I was standing next t...

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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah. In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured ma...

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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Tests Positive for Special K After Tumble in the Tundra with Good Time Charley Gibson!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Tests Positive for Special K After Tumble in the Tundra with Good Time Charley Gibson!

If memorization is one of the qualifications for America's higher offices than sarah Palin passed the test. Actually since worst president ever GWB has set the presidential bar far below articulate, Ice Princess Palin's rote performance gets high poi...

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Funny story: Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicant Dark Lord Rove had locked the Alaskan Ice Princess, Sarah Palin in his tower. there the education began. Rove the Henry Higgins of Repubspeak taught little Sarah the dialect of high Republicant speech and diction. Princess Palin pra...

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Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin in moose gaffe

Sarah Palin in moose gaffe

Vice presidential candidate Senator Sarah Palin found herself at the centre of a politicl storm today. Animal rights activists were horrified to hear that she used moose in her hair on a daily basis. "These animals have every right to exist and...

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Funny story: Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

It's unusual these days for an American mother to have nore than 2 children. The national average for the U.S. is 2.3 children per mom. Enter Sarah Palin, already with 5! "Ever since I can remember, I wanted 10 children. I mean it seemed so natura...

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Funny story: John McCain proposed a tax increase to pay for future Palin abortions

John McCain proposed a tax increase to pay for future Palin abortions

In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana...

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Funny story: Palin's Daughter "Shipshape and Bristol Fashion"

Palin's Daughter "Shipshape and Bristol Fashion"

Wereallsilly Alaska - Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol has given new meaning to the term "Shipshape and Bristol Fashion" for the residents of Wereallsilly. In her namesake English town, high tides in Bristol harbour meant ships had to be well stowed to...

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Funny story: Obama Mentions Pig with Lipstick; Republicants Immediately Think of Sarah Palin!

Obama Mentions Pig with Lipstick; Republicants Immediately Think of Sarah Palin!

Urbane Demo candie barack Obama tried to sound cuntry when we all know cuntry first belongs to McCain and his new cuntry girl, Sarah Palin. Obama faking his down home best tried to mock McCain-Palin and their deep-seated economic denial by saying tha...

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Funny story: Palin Takes Vow of Silence Until Rove Can Tell Her What She Thinks!

Palin Takes Vow of Silence Until Rove Can Tell Her What She Thinks!

Book Burning former Mayor of Dontbewasilla, Alaska, Shot Gun Sarah Palin has submitted to the headship of her husband, Todd the Canoe Rental Person and has taken a vow of silence. Promises not to speak have a long history in religious practice an...

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