It was a festive gathering yesterday as the GOP announced their Pledge to America. "This is a four point program," Congressman John Boehner stated proudly. "It is Ishy!" The assembled crowd of legislators roared in approval! "It is Cocky,"...
At a press conference today, president Obama said that while the Democrats may suck, the Republicans really suck. In addressing the press Obama said: "You know, I will admit that we, the Democrats suck, we really do, but before you vote us out of...
When Christine O'Donnell from Delaware won the GOP nomination for a seat in the U.S. Senate, she appeared to be all smiles. But after the reality of her win and what it meant for her future began to sink in, she immediately called Sarah Palin. O'Donnell: Hi, Sarah? Palin: Yah, who wants to know? O'Donnell: Hi, hon, it's Chris, Christine O'Donnell. Did I catch you at a bad time? Palin:...
Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle. They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they...
MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she "IS the white man's bitch". In fact, she wanted that statement posted under her name on the ballot for state representative, in the place whe...
I find it rather hard to believe that the former thirteen pints a day macho man Willie Hague prefers dipping his wick in the stink rather that the pink. Just because he occasionally shares a room with another male of the opposite persuasion doesn't m...
Incumbents facing fer-shure defeat in this year's US mid-term elections have been revving up their strategies to take on insurgent rivals. While attack ads and negative stories by 'independent supporters' have always been the norm, incumbents have u...
CHICAGO - While the White House expresses its shock over polls showing that only 34% of Americans believe Obama is Christian, Dr. Matthew Zeller explains how "normal" and "Christian" as perceived in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Capitol Hill differ...
A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the "Its All About Me Party" and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other re...
Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats. Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul...
Unemployment claims have dropped for the second week in a row. The Obama administration was quick to take credit for the lower unemployment claims. "The figures don't lie!" stated one unidentified official. How can the citizens of this great coun...
The press conference announcing the new GOP leadership, "The Young Guns," was barely underway when spectators noticed a ripple of smirks and laughter among the press corps. Within a few minutes, all in attendance realized that the press corps had re-...
Australia is reeling this morning after it was announced that an Aboriginal has become the first one of its kind to win a seat in the country's House of Representatives. The quite normally-named Ken Wyatt, 57, won the seat of Hasluck in Western Au...
Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
WASHINGTON, DC - As incumbents from both sides of the isle realize that most Americans despise them, they are now uniting against America's best hope - the TEA-Party. In a joint news conference today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Senate Mino...
Politico is reporting a new survey that indicates the bed bug epidemic in the US is tied to the sudden surge in Republican Party voter registration. Claims that it is a random statistic and that the two facts have nothing to do with each other, has b...
NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...
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