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Funny story: Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.

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Funny story: Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Queen dumps Clinton ahead of US visit

Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): As a major arselicking favor to the Bush Administration the minions in charge of the Buckingham Palace website have deleted all photographs of Bill and Hillary Clinton's official visits to the UK during the time of...

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Funny story: "Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

"Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us

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Funny story: Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

A tragedy turned into triumph today as the latest polls show that, John Edwards, the former Democratic Senator from North Carolina, has surged into a commanding lead over his closest rivals in the latest Democratic Presidential preference polls...

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Funny story: Hillary to post more anti-Hillary videos following YouTube smash hit

Hillary to post more anti-Hillary videos following YouTube smash hit

Washington - (ReUterus & Ass press): Hillary Clinton's White House 2008 campaign manager is said to be delighted and thrilled at the news that Big Brother video posted on the YouBoob site has scored over one million hits.

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Funny story: Hillary Confesses:"I did Exhale"

Hillary Confesses:"I did Exhale"

Democratic Candidate for the Presidential nomination has taken a new tack on her husband's marijuana alibi.

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Funny story: American Idol Reject Antonella Barba Joins Presidential Race

American Idol Reject Antonella Barba Joins Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, DC: Rejected American Idol hopeful Antonella Barba today announced that she will be taking on Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election.

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Funny story: Hillary: "I was Strom Thurmond's slave"

Hillary: "I was Strom Thurmond's slave"

Washington DC - (ReuterUs): New York Senator Hillary Clinton has waded into the Al Sharpton slavery controversy by telling friends that she herself was a slave of the controversial Democrat segregationist turncoat senator Strom Thurmond and bore him...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Challenges Barack Obama to a Boxing Match

Hillary Clinton Challenges Barack Obama to a Boxing Match

"Enough already with the war of words," Hillary has said. Arms raised, fists clenched, legs and feet in a boxer's stance, she added, "I'm ready to take it to the next level."...

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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinese Year of the Golden Pig will crown its most famous porkers

Chinatown - (Rioters): This weekend's celebrations of the Chinese lunar new year will see the crowning of awesome success for those born under the Pig sign as a sixty-year cycle ushers in the year of the Golden Pig.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi's astrologers warn Hillary: beware Sheboygan bovine viscera trucks

Nancy Pelosi's astrologers warn Hillary: beware Sheboygan bovine viscera trucks

Washington DC - (ReUterus): Astrologers advising Democrats' leader Nancy Pelosi have issued a stark warning to 2008 Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton: avoid Sheboygan at all costs and beware of out-of-control semitrailers carrying 40 tons of...

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Funny story: Would a clitorectomy secure Hillary the 2008 sympathy vote?

Would a clitorectomy secure Hillary the 2008 sympathy vote?

Washington DC - (Rioters): Advisers to wannabe Presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama are flushed with the toil of a recent 24 hour non-stop pow-wow where they weighed up the pros and cons of rival candidates' 2008 election hope strategies.

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Funny story: Hillary to come out of the closet in attempt to trump Obama

Hillary to come out of the closet in attempt to trump Obama

Former first lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton is set to sensationally reveal a history of lesbian activity in a bid to out-do rival, Barrack Obama, who is hoping to become America's first black President.

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Funny story: CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

Sources close to CNN have informed us that Osama is running for president. Osama is very popular among Democrats and liberals because of his opposition to the Iraq War. Osama, appearing at his latest press conference, said "we must fix the mess...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught In Bed With Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton Caught In Bed With Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Rodham Clinton, former First Lady, Current U.S. Senator from New York, and Presidential Candidate was caught in bed with television and movie star Rosie O'Donnell. Room service waiter Frank Buckler of the Lower East Side Holiday Inn in New Y...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, in an effort to get rid of their addictions to men and alcohol, enrolled in rehabilitation therapy at a West Hollywood rehabilitation clinic today. "Tres Spoof Chicas" as they are aff...

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