Washington DC - (Rotters): Hillary Clinton has promised that when she is elected as the 44th President of the United States her husband Bill will be given one of two top diplomatic posts to bolster her Administration: ambassador to Iraq or ambassado...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Bush Administration's Asshole General faces some tough quesitons from the Senate Interrogation Comittee this week after he ran out of excuses for delaying his testimony any further despite some lucky personal break...
Florida - (Ass Mess): Florida Judge Larry Seidlin says recent DNA tests have confirmed that Larry Birkhead, father of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn, is Hillary Cliton's son.
Washington DC - (Ass mess): Impressed at Richard Gere's ratings jump following his public 'True Lies' tango-esuqe grope of Shilpa Shetty in New Delhi, Hillary Clinton is putting out feelers to recruit the Hollywood actor to do for her wha...
The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
Elk Droppings, MT (TheSpoof.com) - Here's the straight poop right from the scoop! Well into 'her' cross-country whirlwind tour-de-farce democratic presidential candidacy campaign, Hillary 'Remember Bill' Clinton m...
Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair.
Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.
Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.
Buckingham Palace - (Rioters): As a major arselicking favor to the Bush Administration the minions in charge of the Buckingham Palace website have deleted all photographs of Bill and Hillary Clinton's official visits to the UK during the time of...
Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us
A tragedy turned into triumph today as the latest polls show that, John Edwards, the former Democratic Senator from North Carolina, has surged into a commanding lead over his closest rivals in the latest Democratic Presidential preference polls...
Washington - (ReUterus & Ass press): Hillary Clinton's White House 2008 campaign manager is said to be delighted and thrilled at the news that Big Brother video posted on the YouBoob site has scored over one million hits.
Democratic Candidate for the Presidential nomination has taken a new tack on her husband's marijuana alibi.
WASHINGTON, DC: Rejected American Idol hopeful Antonella Barba today announced that she will be taking on Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election.
Washington DC - (ReuterUs): New York Senator Hillary Clinton has waded into the Al Sharpton slavery controversy by telling friends that she herself was a slave of the controversial Democrat segregationist turncoat senator Strom Thurmond and bore him...
"Enough already with the war of words," Hillary has said. Arms raised, fists clenched, legs and feet in a boxer's stance, she added, "I'm ready to take it to the next level."...
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