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Funny story: President Obama Diagnosed With Terminal Chicken Lips

President Obama Diagnosed With Terminal Chicken Lips

BILLINGSGATE POST - Being diagnosed as having chicken lips could possibly spell disaster for the incumbent president. As Foghorn Leghorn, who also has chicken lips, so eloquently stated to his friends, Barnyard Dawg and Henery the baby chicken hawk,...

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Funny story: President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Denies He Is Disowning His Cousins in Mexico

Mitt Romney Denies He Is Disowning His Cousins in Mexico

CARIBOU, Maine - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where reportedly most of the Revolutionary cannonballs were manufactured. Romney spoke before a crowd of 37 people that had gathered in the parking...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Mitt Romney

Piers Morgan Interviews Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked with Morgan about the 2012 presidential campaign and his running mate Paul Ryan. PIERS: Good evening Mitt, and how the bloody 'ell are ya? ROMNEY: I'm good Piers. But let me remind you that I am a Mormon, a Republican, and a resident of Massachusetts, so I do not like anyone cursing in my presence. PIERS: Well why the bloomin' 'ell n...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"

Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that other than the headaches that Mitt Romney is getting from being asked to show his income tax returns he now has to deal with his vice-presidential candidate Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan. "Old Mittens" has admitted to t...

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Funny story: It's Election Time in the US

It's Election Time in the US

Sometime during the first Tuesday in November, Americans will be taking to the streets and demanding an Apple I-Phone 6, which is way better than voting for the next US President. The sad reality for the American people is that either way, someone w...

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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Tells Obama: Show Me Your Rockets And I Will Show You My Missile

Ahmadinejad Tells Obama: Show Me Your Rockets And I Will Show You My Missile

BILLINGSGATE POST - In what can only be called a cleverly couched homoerotic overture, a courier for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad passed a sealed envelope to President Obama that contained a note stating, "If Barack Hussein Obama would show...

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Funny story: Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Obama to wow voters with his Queen Elizabeth Argentine Tango vid

Washington - It worked a treat for George W Bush's 2004 re-election bid as voters lapped up Dubya twirling the royals 'like some half-demented Dervish' during his 2003 London state visit. This weekend the White House PR team was putting the final...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

First Mitt Romney goes with a darker make up to sway the Hispanic vote, now he has taken to getting mammograms to sway the female vote. Mitt Romney has has stepped into the radiology lab and put his breasts on the slab. Mitt Romney has come out ad...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...

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Funny story: President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitt Romney is sticking to his guns and is flat out refusing to release his income tax returns. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that there is a loop hole, which the White House legal staff has found which states that the president...

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Funny story: South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

SOUTH PARK COLORADO (ABSNN) - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Bastards," said a sobbing fifth grader at South Park Elementary School located in this fictional town. In the wake of repeated calls for Federal action by a Fox News Host (whose name I...

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Funny story: I am not a crook. Almost, always never

I am not a crook. Almost, always never

So picture this: You just arrived in Denver last night, and here you are at, like, seven o'clock the next morning, sprawled back in your cargo pants and espadrilles, smoking some very cool brown cigarettes, drinking tequila out of the bottle, and listening to some upbeat tunes on the radio. So far, so good, right? What's funny about it is that you're hunkered down in this great big walk-in...

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Funny story: Obama's Head To Be Enclosed In Hermetically Sealed Bubble During Romney Debate

Obama's Head To Be Enclosed In Hermetically Sealed Bubble During Romney Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST - ELECTION SPECIAL - In a face saving development that could potentially change the way voters look at presidential candidates, the handlers of Barack Obama requested that his head be put into a hermetically sealed bubble so that Mi...

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Funny story: Romney's multi-billionaire backer doesn't like Palestinians either!

Romney's multi-billionaire backer doesn't like Palestinians either!

After another presidential mega-gaffa dropped by Mitt Romney reached the ears of the public it was obvious who is backing his campaign to boot liberal Obama out of office. One of Mitt's multi-billionaire backers vowed to throw $100.000000,00 into...

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Funny story: Romney opens mouth to change feet

Romney opens mouth to change feet

BOSTON (ABSNN) - Republican Presiential nominee Mitt Romney, hard on the heels of his foreign policy coup of last week, defended his stand that Barack Obama is a Muslim apologist. And he managed to alienate a few more government workers in the barga...

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Funny story: Obama's Brewing While America's Stewing

Obama's Brewing While America's Stewing

Do you know what's really special if you are unemployed, homeless, hungry, despondent, uneducated, bankrupt, and chronically ill? It's having a cold, frosty beer, you fool! And President Obama, having utterly failed at every other "solu...

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