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Funny story: UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.

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Funny story: America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

What do Mitt Romney, John McCain, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckleberry, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama have in common? Absolutely nothing according to sociologist and hobby birdwatcher, Dr. Raymond Birdsong who says that it's about tim...

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Funny story: Tiger Talked Before Attacking its Victims

Tiger Talked Before Attacking its Victims

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- One of the three victims of an attack by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day admitted that the three yelled and taunted the tiger by standing on a rail a few feet from the tiger moat.

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Funny story: McCain Proclaims 100-Year Crusade

McCain Proclaims 100-Year Crusade

John McCain told a cheering crowd of his faithful that the Middle East is ripe for liberation from terrorists who would deprive America of our God-given oil.

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...

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Funny story: Cuba evicts US military for rent arrears

Cuba evicts US military for rent arrears

Cuban citizens and the world's media were today aghast as de facto leader Raul Castro evicted the US military from Guantanamo Bay.

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Funny story: Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

Not only are Indian car makers, Tata, satisfied with producing the World's cheapest car, the Nano, they are planning to produce World's greenest MPV. It will be so green that it will produce...

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Funny story: Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary courting southern redneck vote in Orangeburg confesses grandmother was a roller derby queen

Hillary Clinton, not pretending that she is going to get any of the African-American vote in South Carolina, woke up this morning and hit the streets driving a red Ford-150 pick-up truck with a bumper sticker of the confederate flag and a box of Kris...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Max Clifford unveils plans for Murat

Max Clifford unveils plans for Murat

Since Madeleine McCann's disappearance on 3rd May last year, the world and its dog's eyes have been gripped by the unfolding of this sorry drama. Four of those eyes are those of Max Clifford, and his dog Molly, a 4 year old Dalmatian.

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Funny story: Dyslexics demand name change

Dyslexics demand name change

A hoarde of angry protesters gathered outside the offices of Dictionary Inc earlier today to demand a change to the usage of the term dyslexic.

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Funny story: Kate McCann Rebranded

Kate McCann Rebranded

News emerged today that award winning Lisbon based design agency E-Nova have been retained by the Find Madeleine fund to undertake a ground up rebranding exercise of key elements of Team McCann in order to increase their appeal in the Portuguese mark...

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Funny story: Extreme Sports Only a Fraction of the Camp Guantanamo Experience

Extreme Sports Only a Fraction of the Camp Guantanamo Experience

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA - Forced drugging; sexual degradation; being submitted to prison food; and broken toilet flushes going unfixed. This is but a fraction of the inhumane activity rumored to have occurred within the closely guarded walls of Guantan...

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Funny story: Did CIA Agents "Water-Board the Heck" out of Detainees?

Did CIA Agents "Water-Board the Heck" out of Detainees?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite facing a barrage from the liberal media of late, the Central Intelligence Agency remains adamant that two videotapes it destroyed in 2005 did not contain any evidence of agency operatives engaging in the torture of detainee...

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.

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